"There are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world."
"These are their problems."
Luke: You got a bit banged up after work the other day...
*THE OTHER DAY*
Luke, Osric, Vicious, and a shark demon named Charles were hanging out at the I.M.P. office while discussing one of the recent chores.
Charles: Did you get that stump out of the ground today?
Luke: I already told you. Os and I are doing it Friday.
Charles: You never told me that.
Luke: Did too.
Osric: You gotta tell him more than once. He's usually drunk, so his brain's a bit slow.
Luke: In all fairness, Os, that's usually a two-way street.
Vicious: (throws a knife at a target)
Charles: You know what my dad would say.
Luke: Plant the corn. Get her goin'.
Charles: So, how are you gonna do it?
Luke: Well, Questions McGarrity over here, we chain it up and yank it out like a loose tooth.
Vicious: (throws a hatchet at a target)
Charles: So, what are you gonna chain it up to?
Osric: The I.M.P. van
Luke: Won't do.
Osric: Why?
Luke: 'Cause that might be a little too punk rock, Osric.
Blitzo then enter the office at that.
Blitzo: What's wrong with the van, Luke?
Luke: Well, more than a coat of paint.
Blitzo: Go on.
Luke: More than two coats of paint.
Blitzo: Get after it.
Luke: Rear end differential. Front end differential. Alternator. Battery.
Blitzo: I'll have you know, that company car is the best we got. She'll perform greatly than any of your stupid cars.
Luke: Well, fucking measure twice, cut once then, bud.
Osric: You said yesterday, it could win the demolition derby.
Luke: No, I never. I said it was fit for a demolition derby.
Blitzo: No, you didn't, and it so can!
Luke: Ain't no reason to get excited.
Blitzo: It's not what you said.
Luke: You better settle down over there or I'm gonna come talk to ya.
Blitzo: You know what, there's two things I don't like about you, and it's your face.
Luke: There's one thing you're not gonna like about your own face. That's when I come over there and give it the beats.
Vicious: You boys ever had a peanut butter sandwich? (Points to Luke) You're one end. (Points to Blitzo) You're the other end. Stick you's together and you're just stuck.
Neither respond to that.
Loona: (outside the room) Really scraping the bottom of the yogurt cup for that nugget of wisdom, aren't you?
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