"There are millions of sailors across the seven seas. Some are Pirates, some are Navy, and some are people who want to travel or are slaves for other ships."
"These are their problems."
We see pirate variants of the main trio, with Luke at a ship version of the hotel, Osric down at the IMP boat, and Vicious standing near a beach shore.
Luke: You got called an arfarfan'arf for crashing into other ships, cause for some reason you'd thought it'd be funny to play battleships after stealing rum from a royal seller.
Osric: There's always that one parrot that rats you out even when you give him a cracker. Best solution is to shoot and eat it.
Luke: You're in a middle of fight and some guy decided to shove the entire kitchen's silverware into the cannons as ammunition, even when we had perfectly good cannon balls right next to it.
Osric: Voting for a leader has never worked with pirates as every vote is usually for themselves.
Vicious: You saw the warning labels say that the treasure's cursed if you touch it, but the goblin in your mind just sees the shiny trinkets. You can't fault him for that.
Osric: Your boss's ex-wife curses you out for doing sword fighting and calls her daughter a wench, so the only appropriate response was to slice her favorite outfit into ribbons and blame it on the bitch next door.
Luke: You try to do that underwater boat escape from Pirates of the Caribbean, but it turned out, Jack Sparrow and Will Turner have iron grips and steel weights as physics remind you wood floats with a perfectly intact boat.
Vicious: Most people would tell you dating a mermaid is a bad idea and bound to get you killed. Me personally, I like the danger~
Luke: A brawl breaks out in the bar, but that's really just every three minutes when you're at places like Tortuga.
Osric: When making an alliance with another crew momentarily, it's always best to prepare your cannons in the most likely event they'll attempt to betray you for the treasure. Or if they're bored.
Vicious: You get stranded on an island with only a pistol with one shot, but you wasted it trying to kill your ex who cock-blocks you in the heat of the moment.
Luke: Your buddy tried to claim that his new ship's the beauty, but sure as God's got sandals, there ain't noting beautiful about a dingy with a one poorly made sail and a cheap pirate flag you got off Temu.
The original title of the main story appears before it burns in fire before being hit with water to show the side title.
"One Helluva Team: On Sinner's Tides."
(Play video at 0:24)
Our tale begins at the a black and red ship that had the label "S.S. I.M.P." Up high on the mass, Luke was looking out at the horizon. The sea was vast with the waves crashing by and the air carrying the scent of freedom.
Luke: (inhales deeply, sighs in relief) Nothing like a good sail this morning.
From down below, one demon walks up to him.
Vicious: Hey, Luke! Food's ready!
Luke then flips back rides the ropes down to meet with his friend.
Luke: I'm starving. What's for lunch?
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One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)
FanfictionThere are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world. Luke Morningstar works at his family's hotel to rehabil...
