One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)

Chapter 6: SCRAMBLED EGGS

"There are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world."

"These are their problems."

Luke: You and your sweetie were at the club the other day...

*THE OTHER DAY*

At night time, Luke and Loona were hanging out at a place she recommended. The couple were at a booth while many other animal based demons were having drinks. And on stage was a gazelle pole dancer.

Luke: It's definitely more clean than Black Pearl.

Loona: Yeah. I found this while having a night out. Apparently this place is known to try and keep things more organized than most places.

Luke: Well, after having my fair share of that kind of shit, this is a nice change of pace.

A zebra waitress then comes by and gives them their drinks.

Luke: So, what else you planning?

Loona: Not much. Might be going to that Fuck You Dad concert with Via. You?

Luke: More choring at the hotel. We only have a few more months before degens from Heaven's upcountry come down on our doorstep, and needless to say, mom's starting to get a bit stressed.

Loona: You know, you don't always have to be there.

Luke: When a friend asks for help, you help them.

Loona: At least you're not as gullible as Moxxie. He needs to grow a pair sometimes.

Luke: (notices something) Oh bother.

Loona: What?

Luke: See those Dobermans over there?

She looks over and sees a trio of Doberman hellhounds sitting across from three gray cats who were glaring at them.

Loona: What about them?

Luke: They're about to cause trouble with the cats.

Loona: How can you tell?

Luke: Well, apart from the glares they're giving, they're all degens who're known to cause fights for no reason at all. The cats came here to have a good time and those hounds have decided to cause problems.

And he was proven right when the waitress from earlier was walking by the hounds, and one of them trips her. She falls forward, causing the drinks she was carrying to splash right on the cats. They get mad, one of them flips the table forward, and the six break out into a brawl.

Loona: Huh. You're right. You want any of that action?

Luke: When it comes to fighting degens, always.

The couple stand up, drink their shots, tap the table a couple times, and when over to fight. Most people would think they'd get killed easily by being outnumbered. However, these two straight up bat them which resulted in some death happening. Throughout this entire ordeal, the pole dancer just kept dancing, not batting an eye. Even when blood got on her. It wasn't until she stopped did she see the six dead degens and the two hounds standing over them.

Luke then proceeded to take all their wallets out, stripped them of cash, and place them in front of the dancer.

Luke: Sorry about the mess. Put it on their tab.

They then went ahead and left.

*NOW*

Luke: No matter what ring you're in, you can always count on degens to turn a good thing into an absolute disaster.