San rolled his eyes. "Know what? You asked 'who' rode me not 'was it Wooyoung?' so if you think about it, I could've got ridden by someone that I didn't want to say. Stop jumping to conclusions all the time."
Wooyoung mentally let out a sigh in relief as all of that happened.
Sunwoo took out a cigarette, lit it up, then started smoking it. "The tea's getting hot."
"So are your lungs." Kevin said.
Eric chuckled. "They're burnt off at this point."
Sunwoo nudged Eric's side. "Quit it."
"Aren't you going to ask before you start smoking at my house?" Jake asked.
Sunwoo didn't respond. He just inhaled the toxins and blew it out, ending it off with a wink, causing Jake to roll his eyes.
San spun the bottle around, landing on Yunho. "It's getting way too intense but... the intensity is fun. If you have Mingi's number, show us your most interesting messages with him."
Yunho sighed. "That's messed up. I don't want to drink something with 62% alcohol in it."
"67." Jake corrected.
Yunho rolled his eyes. "That doesn't make it any better." He just sighed after those words, showing his messages on the table in front of them.
PrincessMingi
PrincessMingi: bigger than 6 would be me
PrincessMingi: im actually almost 9
PrincessMingi: 8.73 inches to be exact
PrincessMingi: wanna see?
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: i would but you're a dick to my friends
PrincessMingi: come on!
PrincessMingi: theres no way wooyoung could actually be ur friend
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: well, it's true and im proud to say it
PrincessMingi: so r u tryna say we can hook up if i start being nice and friendly to wooyoung?
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: not just woo
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: yeosang and all of Woo's other friends too
PrincessMingi: ugh
PrincessMingi: how long do i have?
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: let's say... a week
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: when it comes to my friends i don't play around
PrincessMingi: fine...
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: we can still send
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: id love to see how you look
PrincessMingi: is that so?
PrincessMingi: [Attached a Video]
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: shit...
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: heres me
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: [Attached a Video]
PrincessMingi: shit ur big too...
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: ikr?
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: like what u see?
PrincessMingi: mhm
PrincessMingi: ofc i would
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: than like my friends too
UrLocalGoldenRetriever: i don't make the rules
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Crazy Stupid Hate
FanfictionWooyoung and San have been neighbors since they were born. In fact, their parents have been neighbors long before the two were born. Both families always try to be better than the other. Always. It'll be the smallest thing and they would fight over...
