Chapter 1: Before Batman

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"Puddin!" Harley yelled running into Joker's office.

"Harley am very busy!!" Joker screamed

"It's important" Harley said

"Save it. Get out!" Joker

"Fine! You jerk!!! You always been rude to me! I hope it doesn't come out like you!!" Harley yelled throwing the pregnancy test to the floor, leaving and slamming the door

Joker sit down and sighed putting a hand in his hair.

"What does she mean coming out like me?" Joker said looking over at the floor.

He stood up and picked it up and saw it was a pregnancy test. He flipped it over and saw it was postive. He stood with a shock look. He ran to the room where they sleep and saw Harley packing,and crying.

"Harley. Stop" Joker said

"Why should I? All you do is yell. No love is out of that" Harley said

"Is this true?" Joker said holding up the test

"Yes! Why would I fake something like that!!! " Harley said

"Looks like I'm raising this baby on my own and - I- I need you" Harley said before breaking down crying on the floor

Joker kneed down and surprisingly hug her.

"Harley. I know I haven't been the best. But I want you and this baby in my life. I'll raise this baby with you" Joker said

"You mean it?"

"Of course. It'll be a little me and you. Who wouldn't want that?" Joker said

"B- man" harley said

"if Batman wouldn't want that. Than we are definitely having this baby" Joker said

They laughed.

~*~

"Daddy. Daddy"

Harley put on a baby holder on her back and Joker put little baby Ace in.

"Puddin'. Do you think it's a good idea to bring along the baby?"

"Of course. She needs to know the joy and laughter" Joker said

~*~

Before getting in the get away car, Joker punched a man in the face and got in the car. Ace soon started laughing and smiling

"Mista J, she laughed!" harley said

"That's my girl!!" Joker said carrying Ace.

~Ten Years Later~

"You people are Insane!!" A guy with a broken leg yelled

Ace took a bat and swinged it to his head knocking him out.

"That's our baby!" Harley said

Joker started messing up her head.

"Daddy" Ace said laughing

"The dye is coming along nicely" Joker said touching Ace blonde hair with green dye on the bottom

"yep. She looks like both of us much better" Harley said

Ace started laughing when Joker pick her up.

"Yep. She got our laugh" Joker said

~two years later~

"Put your hands up"

Harley, and Ace put their hands up . while Joker was being dragged. The police handcuffs Joker and Harley. Harley's sister came along with batman.

"Bat!! You put a hand on my daughter! You're a dead man!!!" Joker yelled

"Watch it B Man!!" harley yelled

"Yep. Batman this is their daughter!! She dangerous like them" Harley's sister said holding on to Ace who is going crazy

"Mom!! DAD!! " Ace yelled

"Don't worry sweety we are coming to get you!!" Harley yelled

"HAHAHAHA BAT YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!" Joker said

Batman looked at Ace and saw both Joker and Harley.

"So you're B-Man?" Ace asked

"How old is she is?" Batman ask

"13. This isn't the first time she been in trouble. She been to Arkham Asylum five times" Harley's sister said
Batman look at Ace who was laughing.

"Batman. Could you please take her. Show her a good example. I'm begging you" She said

Batman looked at Ace and sighed

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