Random Weirdness

I Dunno What to Call This Either

Once upon a time, there was a band called the "Teal Circle Y's". Their members were named Kevin, Candace, Anika, and Todd.

One day, they decided to hire another guitarist to help Todd with the new song, which called for two guitar parts. But Todd didn't like the new guitarist, Kiana.

He decided to quit. But that left them with only one guitarist. So Kiana and Anika went on a journey to find Todd.

On the way, they met a young woman. She joined them on their journey and told them her name was Lynn. She was odd, and always had an umbrella over her head.

The group travelled some more, and soon found themselves at the edge of the woods. They walked in, keeping an eye out for everything- tigers, lions, bears, Todd.

"This is a lot of trouble to find a guitarist," Lynn said, "Why not hire a new one?"

"He's our friend," Anika replied.

The group fell silent again and came upon a clearing. And in the middle stood Todd. He turned around.

"Todd!" Anika exclaimed happily. "We've been looking everywhere for you."

"Really?" he asked. "Then who's that?"

"Oh, this is Lynn," Kiana replied.

Lynn's umbrella caught Todd's eye. He liked to collect umbrellas and he'd never seen one quite like hers. He went over and inspected it.

Acting on impulse, he took it from her, looking at its elegant design. Lynn gasped and squinted in the sunlight. She put up her hands as if to protect herself.

"Gah!" The woman yelled.

She turned pink and grew, mutating into a giant alien spider! The group members screamed. The spider that was once Lynn roared.

The group ran at first, but then summoned their magical crystal weapons, and, working together, defeated the evil spider while holding hands.

The moral of the story? Friendship will triumph over giant alien spiders (and never take people's umbrellas, 'cause then they'll turn into giant alien spiders).

The end.