Sam: *growls at her*
Nalitie: Bad... Idea.
OMM: *turns around and advances on Sam*
Sam: Uhmmmm...... *runs away*
OMM: *stares after her* Good riddance. *goes back to destroying Nalitie*
Voice: SAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM.............
Sam: Wait... What? NO. YOU'RE NOT GETTING RID OF ME THAT EASILY. *storms back over to OMM and starts continuously slapping her leg, bugging the heck out of her*
Voice: *falls from the ceiling, is actually Dave, and also dies*
OMM: *stops what she's doing and picks up Sam, half by the throat, half by the shoulders* WHAT.
Sam: Hi.
OMM: If I wasn't waiting for the destruction of your friends, I would...
Evangeline: Malvolia...
OMM: *to Evangeline* Shut up, you.
Evangeline: Mom, do something!
OMM: I said shut up!
Nalitie: *deading*
Sam: Uhm..... Do what?
OMM: *grips the throat half a little tighter* Don't push it, kid. I'm busy and I'd like it if you would kindly stop interfering.
Sam: Nope! And DO. WHAT????
OMM: I think I'll let you find out. *drops her* *gets back to destroying Nalitie*
Nalitie: *nearly double-dead*
Sam: WHAT??? KILL ME?? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T.
OMM: *silent* *still destroying Nalitie*
Nalitie: *still almost totally dead*
Sam: *screams in frustration*
OMM: *whispers* Adorable. *to herself* Now, mother, you can have her back to do what you wish after I destroy our little friend here and my sister. SO SHUT UP.
Nalitie: *still deading*
Sam: *sighs* HURRY UP.
Evangeline: What?! You're siding with her now!
Nalitie: *whispers* Idiot...
Sam: I'm just boreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
The Everyone: *flood the room* We are the scale! Put down the ghost or be destroyed! *look at Sam* Sam Division 1, named Samantha. We have come for you as well.
Sam: Why......?
Everyone: For disrupting the balance of the Sams, infiltrating our world, and bringing us to ruin.
Robot Sams: YEAH.
Sam: WHAT NO I DIDN'T NO UGHHHHHH. OMM!!!!!!! A LITTLE HELP????
Cyborg Sams: SHE WILL BE UNDER CUSTODY AS WELL.
Zombie Sams: *zombie noises*
Sams: Give us back our Overmother!
OMM: *chuckles* Well, well, well. Looks like we have more uninvited guests.
Sam: THIS IS EVEN MORE BORING...........
Zombie Sams: *scoot over until they're shoulder-to-shoulder with Sam* Saaaaammmmm...
Sam: EW EW EW EW EW!!! *jumps up and runs away from them*
Raouls: *fall from the ceiling* SAMS. MEET YOUR DOOMS. *see actual Sam* *whisper* SAAAMS. WE SHALL DESTROY YOUR LEADER FIRST.
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