The following has been transcribed almost exactly as written (it has only undergone slight editing to make it more cohesive). This trilogy has been lost in some Intra-Dimensional junk and has no effect on current timelines. Also, some material may be a bit gruesome, so...
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Sam: TELL ME WHAT THE HECK YOU DID TO RAOUL. TELL MEEEEEEE. ILL KILL CHRISTINE AND STEVEN.
Nalitie: They are in our basement, protected by Angele Fishe and his destructive camera. I wouldn't go down there. Also, the other Fluffy Bunnyfish are protecting the other entrances too. And you'd make some people unhappy. I've said too much anyway. I must go. *disappears because she's a hologram*
Sam: I'll get them. EVEN ITS THE LAST THING I DO! *sneaks down to kill at least Christine*
Nalitie: *snickers*
Sam: *puts razor to someone's throat.... Or do they even have a throat?* Where's Christine?!
Angele Fishe: *glub glub*
Sam: Darn it. *finds Christine* *puts razor to her throat* YOURE GONNA DIE UNLESS I GET MY HUSBAND BACK NOW!!!!
Nalitie: *more snickering*
Sam: What?
Guards: *point destructive cameras at her*
Sam: Ohhhhh nooooo. *so sarcastic*
Angele Fishe: *fires, misses, and blows a hole in the wall*
Sam: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Guards: *malfunction and freeze*
Sam: Haha!!! Your guards are horrible! *pushes razor closer* GIVE. ME. RAOUL.
Christine: huh?
Sam: NALITIE AND LOG_LADY TOOK RAOUL! I WANT HIM!
Christine: Huh? I honestly have no idea who you're talking about.
Nalitie: *muttering* Oh boy... I knew I should've asked for premium...
Sam: I DONT CARE IF YOU KNOW! YOURE GONNA DIE!!!
Christine: Um... What? Who....
Sam: You're completely clueless. *sits on the floor* Can I just have Raoul?
Nalitie: *more incoherent muttering* no.
Sam: GIVE ME HIM! PLEASE..... *breaks down crying*
Nalitie: You must ask Her.
Christine: I'm really confused.
Guards: *still malfunctioning*
Sam: *continues crying*
Nalitie: I cannot give her up. *dissolves again*
Sam: Give who up? I WANT MY HUSBAND!
Christine: Who's your husband?
Sam: Raoul.
Christine: Who?
Sam: NALITIE!!!! DID YOU WIPE CHRISTINE'S MIND?!!?!?!?!!! I thought we gave you the right memories back.... Unless Nalitie took them away.... Which is possible...... But anyways.
Christine: *malfunctioning too* Hey mr.... H-hey mr.... Cherry bomb.... Ch-ch *meltdown* *dies*
Sam: ROBOTS!
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