Random Weirdness

"Bears" a PotO Conversation

Erik- You really don't mind? I'm not sure if I believe you...

Me- Yes for the 10th time. It's not what things look like, it's what they are like. (Quote by Aunt Beast, a Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L'Engle)

Erik- Yet you pick weird spots off your food.

Me- Well, you are not food. You are a friend. Fish are friends, not food. (The Sharks in Finding Nemo)

Erik- So I'm a fish now?

Me- Nah, it's just the first thing I thought of.

Erik- Well, what if you were to eat me? What if I was food?

Me- That would be cannibalisim, and it is frowned upon in most societies. (Partially a quote from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Erik- Well.... What if.... A bear were to eat me?

Me- Then I would be very upset.

Erik- No, I mean, would that bear mind?

Me- No, because you would be food and they usually don't discriminate their food.

Erik- Well, what about that bear co-worker of yours?

Me- My, you're full of questions. Is this an interrogation session?

Erik- No..... But I mean, he seems to mind. That co-worker.

Me- You are not food to him, because he is not a wild bear. Besides, he doesn't really know you.

Erik- Well, what if that bear co-worker turned wild?

Me- Then he would eat you, me, and 'F' amongst other people/co-workers, I would be upset, and he wouldn't mind because you are food and bears eat food.

Erik- What if said bear were to go blind?

Me- He wouldn't be able to see. And really? Blind, wild, 'B'? What is this, Quicken Loans?

Erik- No....

Me- Anyway, he definitely would eat you if he found you because you'd still be food.

*Akward Silence*

Me- I should get you a cat.

Erik- A cat? I live by an underground lake for goodness sake. Besides, the cat might destroy everything. And I can't train it.

Me- Then I'll get you a dog.

Erik- I don't know how to train dogs either.

Me- *rolls eyes* Then I'll get you a fish.

Erik- What if the fish gets lost in the lake? Then I'll be... all... alone again... I'm all alone... (There's no one here beside me- Donkey from Shrek)

Me- I'm here still. And the fish is only theoretical right now... Let's test it then! *runs away to a pet store because Walmart fish gave ours parasites*

Me-*Comes back and puts a bag of water in the lake* I got you a fish!

Erik- You got a fish? It's still in the bag....

Me- Yeah, the water needs to acclimate.

Erik- Well, I can't see the fish... what if it dies?

Me- I will get you a bowl then. Then all you must do is switch out the water and feed the fish.

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End conversation