Vella: *is being introduced to other maidens to help her in her plight* Please, tell me you ladies can fight.
Twyla, Drucilla, and the other unnamed Shellmound maiden: No.
Twyla: But we make pretty clothes.
Shellmound Maidens: Also, we sing.
Vella: T-that won't be necessary...
Nalitie: I like it, I think it's cute, I hope you like it.
Maidens: *singing (horribly off-key)* The Author's words were clear, and she would bring you here, and so it was, another force would magically appear!
Vella: Um, okay, that's enough...
Maidens: So sound the battle call! Mog Chothra will fall! And so it is, another kid will come and save us all! Us all!
Vella: Alright, that's enough, stop!
Nalitie: They do make beautiful clothes...
Vella: Right, listen, Natalya--
Nalitie: Nalitie...
Vella: *to the maidens* Er-- take five, guys.
Maidens: *wander off*
Vella: *whispers* Look, Nalitie, these are all very lovely people, but do you honestly think they can kill a giant monster and sway the public?
Nalitie: *also whispering* I- I don't expect them to kill anyone...
Vella: What? What do you mean?
Nalitie: I mean these people are forbidden to kill. I had a hard enough time persuading them to oppose Mog Chothra in the first place.
Vella: Forbidden? You want me to lead an army that can't kill?!
Nalitie: If this was easy, we wouldn't need you, would we?
~~
Merp.
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