Random Weirdness

"Secret" Files

PS-- There are a few translation errors which may make some charadcter voices inaccurate.

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Nalitie: *bringing files to filing cabinet* *trips*

Pages: *fly away through a portal and end up in the Ask Erik Universe somehow*

".... Nalitie: Um.. SUre? *phone rings* Oh wait hold on. *answers it*

Steven: *pulls up a box for Dukermin to sit at* *grabs a cup of cold golden flower tea from the 7th dimension* *sets it in front of her*

Dukermin: *sits at...box* *drinks tea* Wow this is good...

Nalitie: *covers phone with hand* Hey, Dukermin? I'd finish up that tea if I were you. THe Voltas and Tartines want us to kidnap some people from their dimension... Said they were good friends. Also, Vella wants us to ask their friends about pie. She said that she still hasn't gotten that recipe.

Dukermin: Okay *chugs tea*

Nalitie: Great! We'll drop of Steven at my house... *drags him out of the room*

Steven: *grabs the rest of the tea and the picture of Christine, which is stained with more tea (probably)*

Nalitie: To Termata! *grabs a lunchbox*

Dukermin: *into the lunchbox and to Termata*

Nalitie: *shoves Steven into her house*

Christine and Steven: *the all of the lovey dovey stuff and tears and emotions*

Nalitie: We should go. To the Seventh Dimension! Er... We need a portal. But, like... An Intra-Dimensional one, not a lunchbox.

Dukermin: Green Circle Labs.That's here, isn't it?

Nalitie: Oh yeah, just down the street. *runs to the labs*

Dukermin: I love how everything is conveniently always in walking distance.

Nalitie: Yeah, again, I didn't think that would carry over from the Ask Erik universe but... Eh.

Dukermin: Doesn't matter. We'll figure it out. *arrives at building*

Nalitie: *enters said building*

Front Desk attendant: Hello! Can I take your names?

Dukermin: Dukermin, and Nalitie.

Front Desk Attendant; *very slowly checking them in*

Nalitie: *getting impatient* This happens EVERY TIME.

Attendant: *finally finds the names in the intra-dimensional directory* *commences background checks*

Nalitie: UGH.

Dukermin: *all the foot taps* SCREW THIS *runs past and around* WE ARE TRUSTWORTHY

Attendant: *had actually finished* ... *gives Nalitie the two id approval things*

Nalitie: DUKERMIN WAIT! *slaps ID badge onto her shirt* There. TO THE PORTAL! *starts running to the spiral escalator*

Dukermin: *follows*

Nalitie: *leads her into the portal room* *fiddles with the portal a bit* Let's see... .Oh... You don't happen to know the coordinates of, say, the world of wherever Undertale is?

Dukeremin: Ummm... The only coordinates I know are to the sea of monsters and that isn't even relevant.

Nalitie: Great.. Oh! Nevermind! Apparently they visit there a lot. It's bookmarked. *presses bookmark*