Raoul: *innocently sleeping on his couch*
Nalitie: *giggles outside of his window* I'll go get Mermaid Man... *runs off*
Log_Lady: *pulls out rope* *hands it to Erik* I'm too clumsy... You do it.
Erik: *creeps through window and ties up Raoul, drags him out*
Nalitie: *comes back with Mermaid Man in tow* *whispers* Now give us your clothes.
Mermaid Man: Wh- what? I can't hear you you'll have to speak up!
Nalitie: *sigh* *almost yelling, but not enough to wake up Raoul* We need your clothes so we can put them on this guy here. More specifically that bra that you don't really need.
Mermaid Man: * full blown yelling* What? I CANT HEAR YOU. TOO MUCH EAR HAIR.
Nalitie: *sigh* You try Log_Lady. I give up.
Log_Lady: Pfffffft. *laughing immaturely* *shouts in his ear* WE. NEED. YOUR. CLOTHES. GIVE. THEM. TO. US.
Mermaid Man: Wh-why do you need those? Aww, do you want to be superheroes too?
Log_Lady: Because. We want to make Foppy wear them.
Barnacle Boy: Now wait just a second! What are you doing terrorizing an old man?
Log_Lady: We're not terrorizing him. We're asking him a question.
Barnacle Boy: Well, you could've asked. He has a spare costume because we eat seaberry pie a lot. It gets pret-ty messy.
Mermaid Man: WHAT? I STILL CAN'T HEAR.
Erik: *sighs* Someone just take it from him.
Nalitie: *changes Mermaid Man's clothes to a random outfit she found (oh, and the weird cartoon censor block is there even though he still had his underwear)* Here we go! Wake him up!
Log_Lady: HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE. WAKEY WAKEY, FOPPY! *smacks him*
Raoul: *mumbles* I'm napping, darling......
Nalitie: RAOUL WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ORANGE JUICE. We have a superhero costume for you to wear. It's sure to impress Sam.
Raoul: *jumps* *tries to get up (but can't because he's all tied up)* HEY! YOU'RE NOT SAM!!!!! A superhero.....? You mean like Batman...?
Nalitie: Yep.
Mermaid Man: *has really bad eyesight* Who's this young lady?
Log_Lady: This young lady is Foppy! Foppy, meet Mermaid Man! *stifling giggles*
Nalitie: And Barnacle Boy!
Barnacle Boy: *waves*
Raoul: *pouty face* I'm not a lady.
Mermaid Man: Well, it's nice to- *falls asleep*
Raoul: Did I.... Kill him????? *panicked idiocy*
Barnacle Boy: Nah, he's just an old man. Mermaid Man! Wake up! You have a fan to attend to.
Mermaid Man: Wh-what? Oh yeah, it was the summer of 1972... *launches into a long, pointless story*
Log_Lady: *unties Raoul to make changing him easier while story is being told and holds him in place*
Nalitie: *almost undresses Raoul, but like with Mermaid Man, the censor block is there, as are his underwear* What shall we start with?
Log_Lady: We could always just leave him like this but only put the bra on him......
YOU ARE READING
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