Welcome to "Let's Play Throw People Into Random Situations That They are Unfamiliar With"!
Nalitie: Hello hello hello! Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between! I'm your host, and today we bring you our feature presentation--CHEESE! And now for Sam.
Sam: I'm not doing an entire thing dedicated to cheese. Unless you mean Hope. In which case... Maybe. Anyways... HAI!
Nalitie: Nah, she's out today. Apparently Shay's sick... and Vella's still in therapy from the last time we did one of these things...
Sam: Huh. Therapy... What did you do to her??
Nalitie: Um... A thing of mine escaped. Anyway... *brings out a wheel and a button that looks suspiciously like the Death Ray button* SPIN THE WHEEL SAM. OR THE DOG SIDE OF THE FORCE SHALL OVERTAKE YOU. I WILL SEND EMPEROR PUPATINE AFTER YOU.
Sam: Uhm.... *spins the wheel*
Nalitie: *presses button* *death ray shoots through ceiling* OOPS WRONG B--NO, they're identical whaat.
Sam: Maybe you should get the RIGHT button.
Nalitie: Hmm... *presses button again* *gets hit by the death ray this time* OW *dies*
Sam: NALITIE!!
Ceiling: *collapses*
Sam: *screams*
Mog Chothra: *is there, floating above the room*
Sam: *screams even louder*
Mog Chothra: *grabbles Sam*
Sam: *trying to struggle out of its grasp*
Mog Chothra: *eats Sam*
Sam: *screaming her head off*
*things happen*
Sam: WHY MOG CHOTHRA WHYYYYYYY????
*Sam lands in a place with an OPEN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR*
Sam: OPEN DOOR! *runs through it*
Figure: *under some blankets*
Sam: *pauses in her tracks* *tiptoes over and pulls the blankets off*
Figure: *is Marek* *light snoring*
Sam: Ohhhh crap....
Another, featureless figure: *pokity poke poke the Marek*
Marek: *kinda half wakes up but not really*
Sam: *hides in the shadows*
Featureless Figure: *pokity poke some more*
Marek: *wakes up a little more*
Figure: *does some waleking instead*
Sam: *raises eyebrow, confused* *whispers* Okay then...
Marek: *finally wakes up*
Figure: *disappears*
Sam: *whispers* Uh oh... *hides deeper in shadows*
Marek: *gets up and looks around* *sees Sam because excellent "wolf" vision apparently*
Sam: *eyes widen* Nonononononono...
Marek: *goes over to her* Who are you...?
Sam: Uhm...... *quietly* Sam.....
Marek: *kinda looks at her suspiciously but can't because he has no emotion* How did you board this ship?
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Random Weirdness
SonstigesMy weird self and idea making brain would like to host (or hose like I typed it first) the 123456789th annual randomness! And NO I am NOT a crazed lunatic that can't think of any other possible way to waste her time (most of the time)
