WARNING: SEXUAL REFERENCE AND TOTAL HOTIES!
karkat POV
karkat: HOW DO YOU ALWAYS BEAT ME IN SMASH BROS!?
sollux: u ju2t 2uck.
karkat: I RAGE QUITE, CAN WE DO SOMETHING ELSE I'M BORD.
sollux: ya what do you want two do?
karkat: HM...ARE U HUNGRY?
sollux: ii could eat.
karkat: HOW ABOUT THAT PIZZA THING JOHN IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT?
sollux: dude are u 2ure iit'2 not poii2on?
karkat: DON'T KNOW LET'S TRY IT TOGETHER!
sollux: um...
karkat: I MEAN IF U WANT TO! NOTHING OTHER THAN THAT! AT ALL!
sollux: uh okay 2ure.
I am blushing so much i hope sollux can't notice it. Please gog don't let him notice.
karkat: SO UH...I'LL CALL JOHN AND TELL HIM TO GET THE PIZZA.
sollux: k ii'll bee riight back. ii have two pee.
karkat: TMI.
sollux POV
Oh. My.Gog. kk was blushing so much. How am i ever going to tell him i'm flushed for him he is so...awkward. i hope john hurries with that pizza. I'm hungry...for kk oh gog mind why did u go that far!? As i was walking back to kk i saw him staring at the wall. It was weird.
karkat POV
Sollux walked away and i called john.
john: hey karkitty!
karkat: HEY JOHN AND DON'T CALL ME THAT.
john: okay gosh grumpy pants what did u need?
karkat: WHY DO U ASSUME I NEED SOMETHING!?
john: cause u called me?
karkat: OH YA I NEED 2 THINGS 1ST IS A FAVOR 2ND IS ADVICE.
john: ask away.
karkat: K SO I NEED U TO BRING ME SOME OF THAT HUMAN THING U CAL PIZZA.
john: where to?
karkat: SOLLUX'S HIVE.
john: okay not going to ask why your there.*wiggles eyebrows*
karkat: NOTHING LIKE THAT U NOOKSUCKER WE WERE JUST PLAYING SMASH BROS!
john: okay i belive u now whats the advice u wanted?
karkat: OH YA HOW CAN U TELL IF A GUY LIKES U?
john: that's easy just kiss him and see how he reacts.
karkat: BUT THAT WILL RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP!?
john: yes it might but u have to risk it for love.
karkat: OKAY I HAVE TO GO. MAKE SURE U GET THE PIZZA.
john: oh ya hey eho was the person u were talking abiut?
karkat: NOT TELLING I HAVE TO GO BYE.
john: bye karkitty!
karkat: DON'T CALL ME THAT*hangs up*
I see sollux walk back and i start to blush.
sollux: are u okay kk? u are 2tariing at the wall.
oh shit i zoned out!
karkat: YA FINE JUST LOST IN THOUGHT.
sollux: watcha thiinkiin bowt?
karkat: NOTHING...NOTHING AT ALL!
oh shit that was awkward. can't let him know i was thinking about kissing him.
sollux: k gees what's the news on the pizza?
karkat: IT'S COMING
i hope sollux was too. oh gog mind don't do that!then again it might not be so bad if he did. i started feeling strange. i look down and see my bulge fighting to find any type of friction i blush even more and rush to the bathroom covering up my croch hoping he didn't notice. when i get to the bathroom i locked the door behind me.
sollux POV
i saw kk rush to the bathroom holding something on hid lap... oh my gog he had a boner. i wonder what from. maybe whatever he was thinking about. i walk over to the door and knock.
sollux: kk are u okay?
karkat: YA FINE JUST UH... HAD TO PEE.
sollux: are u 2ure cau2e ii 2aw u holdiing 2omethiing on your lap.
karkat POV
oh shit busted. well might as well tell him.
karkat: I HAVE A BONER SO I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT. NOW GO AWAY SO I CAN!
sollux: kk open the door.
damn why does his voice have to be so beautiful? shit bone~WAIT WHAT!? he wants to come in but, i just tould him i have a boner why would he want to come in?
karkat: FUCK NO! WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?
sollux: let me in or ii u2e my p2iioniic2
karkat: FINE.
why the hell am i doing this? i still have my boner! to be honest tho i kinda want this to escalate. i unlock the door and sollux barges in.
karkat: THE FUCK DO YOU WANT I AM BUSY?!
sollux: 2iit.
A/N: end of chapter 1 if you want i can write a chapter 2 with a lemon but only if you guys want one.
