no one's POV
sam: In honor of this beautiful proposal.....let's get drunk!
karkat: sam...you know me like a book!
sollux: oh shit.
sam passed a beer out to everyone except kankri, kanaya, and equis.
~time skip~
sam: okay now that everyone is drunk we can play 7 minutes in heaven!
porrim: if yo are dating someone you don't have to participate.
karkat: so me, sollux, sam, porrim, dave, and john will not be in this.
sam: everyone else put something of yours in the box!
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aradia= lil' cal
tavros= pupa pan key chain
nepeta= her hat
terezi= glasses
gamzee= faygo
equis= towel
fef= little spear
kanaya= scarf
eriden= wand key chain
virska= dice
mituna= bee plushy
sign= a key chain with his symbol on it
psii= his hair holder
kankri= his sweater
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karkat: okay who's going first?
sam: I vote kankri!
porrim: kanny dear you're up!
kankri: ok.
kankri walks up to the box and pulls out a bee plushy
sam: ooooooo mituna! you and kanny in the closet! ((A/N: not like they haven't been there before.))
~~~~~~~7 mins. in heaven list~~~~~~
aradiaXequis
vriskaXterezi
tavrosXgamzee
nepetaXkanaya
fefXeridan
signXpsii
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~time skip~
karkat: sollux we should make out.
sollux: I think we should do that after we get everyone home safely
karkat: but they can just sleep here
sollux: no they cant. you're to loud during sex everyone will here you
karkat: everyone is making out they wont even notice some on~
sollux: nope lets take everyone home first.
karkat: ugh fine
sollux: you wanna ride with?
karkat: yeah!
sollux: okay let's go.
~time skip(it's almost 10 o'clock at night don't judge!)~
sollux: okay everyone is home so now we can-mf!
sollux got cut off by karkat kissing him.
karkat: i'm really horny right now!
sollux: I can tell!
sollux brings them to the bedroom and lays them on the bed.
karkat: I love you sollux!
sollux: love you too babe!
karkat starts a makeout session. sollux starts to palm karkat through his pants.
karkat: ah! sollux!
sollux: you are so hot~
karkat: sollux?
sollux: yeah kk?
karkat: i'm really tired.
karkat falls asleep right then and there even though he had a boner.
sollux: well okay then.
sollux snuggles up to karkat and they fall asleep in each other's arms.
A/N: HA! Drunk karkat is such a cock-blocker. Well no lemon in this chapter. I know you must be thinking "But sam we haven't had a lemon for 2 chapters? What happened?" the answer is simple every time I update for some reason it is at night so I am super tired and I don't feel like writing a lemon. I promis that next chapter will have a very graphic lemon. later nerds! Merry Christmas!
