A/N: okay so i am not looking forward to writing this but, i will cause i got 30 views btw thanks for that.
john POV
john: dave i don't want to wear this!!
dave: u said that if we had sex u would now get out here!
john: but dave...!
dave: john if u don't get out here now i am dragging you out.
john: oh fuck fine!
dave: dam u look good in that tux!
john: stf up dave!
dave: are u sure no hand jobs till after the date?
john: positive now lets go.
dave: ugh fine!
travel to kk and bumble bee
karkat: dam u look good!
sollux: really?
karkat: hell ya.
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sollux is wearing a darkish yellow tux with a little bee on the pocket and a bright yellow bow tie.
karkat is wearing a dark red tux with a gray cancer symbol on the pocket and a bright red bow tie
oh, and forgot to say dave is wearing a red tux with a scratched record in the pocket and a dark red tie.
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sollux: u look hot too!
karkat: sollux stf up.
sollux: hell no u are hoter than LAVA!
karkat: i don't want to wear this color.
sollux: your wearing it or i'll force u to wear it.
karkat: well, shit okay then!
sollux: anyway lets go!
karkat: ugh fine.
time skip to the resteront
john: kitkat over here!
karkat: if u call me kitkat then i'll call u egdurp.
dave: hay that's my name for him in the bedroom!
john: DAVE! omg will u not?!
dave: hey if u are gonna put that rule on me then i am going to talk about what i want.
karkat: what rule?
john: don't u dare fucking tell him!
dave: well, john said no hand jobs till we get home. that lil' shit
john: DAVE!! i said no!
sollux: well shit u two are awfully comfortable with your relationship.
dave: hell yeah. aren't u guys like that?
karkat: well..uh..u see..
sollux: i am but kitty over here is not.
karkat: sollux...no...
sollux: oh yes
dave: what do you mean
sollux: well i'll tell u about when he confessed that he was flushed for me!
karkat: don't u fucking dare!
sollux: okay so he got a boner and it took awhile but he let me in the bathroom and i helped him out and we confessed from there.
