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shawn: so today at work there was this lady.. I'm already laughing sh omg

jack: keep going

shawn: and she was trying to shoplift a watermelon

jack: lame

shawn it gets better. so she hid it under her shirt..

jack: what happened

shawn: and she tripped on the way out the door and broke it smh. that was a good melon

jack: cOME ON

shawn: and she started screaming "MY BABY," just screaming and crying and it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life

jack: I rolled off the couch laughing omf

shawn: anD I JUST CRAWLED INTO A CORNER AND LAUGHED AND CRIED. BEST DAy EVER

jack: wherE CAN I APPLY :D

shawn: no

jack: why not :((

shawn: bc I like telling you the funny stories. not you seeing them in person. duh :)

jack: good idea. bc I totally like rolling off the couch forming bruises on my body. so fun :))))))

shawn: obvs. now I gotta get back to work. I'll see you at home in a couple hours. I love you

jack: I love you too, baby :*
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so I saw this on Instagram and legit rolled off my bed; I was laughing that hard omg

ily all
- lexi