If you watch the YouTube video many times you'll see why it's funny.😉
It so funny that it's so annoying.
Interviewer: So Zodiacs, is it okay if I ask you guys a few questions?
Aries: SURE! DOES THAT MEAN I CAN KILL SOMETHING?!
Taurus: Hm...... I'll answer them..... Only if that means I get a cake at the end.... Hmmm maybe chocolate flavoured.......
Gemini: Omg! An interviewer wants to interview me! 😝
Cancer: U-um....O-okay......😥
Leo: BRING IT ON!
Virgo: Ok, so first of all my favourite colour is rose, second--------
Libra: YEAH! 😋
Sagittarius: Sure. 😐
Scorpio: No. Go away.😒
Capricorn: Very well, I give you permission.😎
Aquarius: Oh yeah!
Pisces: *silence......* <Interviewer: *rejected*>
Libra: Sorry interviewer or whatever you are..... Scor and Pie are still recovering from what happened at a sleepover.........
Interviewer: 😑
First question!
Who do you hate most?
Aries: EVERYONE!😤
Taurus: Food thieves
Gemini: Bullies, Mean people, Robbers, You <Interviewer: Wait what?!>
Cancer: N-no one.....😞
Leo: Anyone that hurts My friends <Aqua> <Awwww that's sweet>
Virgo: Hmmm, Idk.... People that are selfish, rude, and have no sense of fashion.....
Libra: I HATE...... UNICORNS THAT ARE NOT FLUFFY! <Being random> Ok sheesh..... I hate people with no sense of humor😜
Sagittarius: Hmmmm....... I hate...... Robbers, Jellyfish, Nighttime, Monsters,--------*list goes on forever* Wait! And most importantly unforgiving people!!!
Scorpio: Pisces. Yup. That's it.
Capricorn: This is the second question you've asked idiot.... 😒
Aquarius: People who hurt animals! 😣 And harm nature!
Pisces: Scorpio. And people that steal my Can- cans......! <inner voice: I'm not gonna tell that stranger who I like>
What's your favourite thing in the world?
Aries: BULLS! Or T-Rex..... Can't tell which is harder to beat......
Taurus: Do ya hafta ask?! Whatcha think?! FOOOOOOODDDDDDD
Gemini: Hmmmm hard to decide...... *brain explodes*
Cancer: F-friendship?.... <Friendship is magic 😆 Not>
Leo: Aq- Ya know what, Water and Lions.
Virgo: Music!🎧
Libra: Smiles😊
Sagittarius: Freedom
Scorpio: Nothing. <Inner voice: Hmmm only Cancer I suppose......>
Capricorn: My servants.
Aquarius: Water! Oceans! Beaches! Animals!
Pisces: Can- um yeah.... Cans. I like cans. They are shiny. <Inner voice: like I'm gonna tell that interviewer who I like>
Where do you live?
Aries: In the war grounds💥
Taurus: At the food store🍔
Gemini:In a land far far away
Cancer: S-Stalker!........😨
Leo: 45 degrees North and 60 degrees East <Okay idk I was randomly making it up. He's probably somewhere in the oceans if you search>😋
Virgo: At the mall! Shoppin everyday!👛
Libra: Stalker alert!😱
Sagittarius: The wilderness🌲
Scorpio: In hell
Capricorn: In a majestic castle....🏰
Aquarius: Underwater! Where else?💦
Pisces: Anywhere's fine as long as Can- Cans! There's lot's of cans! Like canned tuna or canned hamburger! <Inner voice: Whew that was a close one! Now the interviewer thinks I have an obsession over cans.>
What do you say most often?
Aries: DIEEEEEEEEEE
Taurus: I NEEEEDDDD FOOOOODDDDDD
Gemini: Hi my name is Gemini. <Interviewer: That's it?!>
Cancer:H-hello....
Leo: Idiot.
Virgo: Omg!
Libra: I LIKE PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!
Sagittarius: Ares stop killing _____
Scorpio: Bye.
Capricorn: Servants! Where's my _______?
Aquarius: 😝 <Interviewer: That's not really something you can say but I suppose it works>
Pisces: I love Canc- Cans! Yeah cans! Especially canned....Chocolate! They're so gud! <Inner voice: Ugh stupid Pie! Why do you keep doing this?! Now the world would know you love cans>
What will you do if you see a unicorn flying around?
Aries: I'L WRESTLE IT!
Taurus: Do unicorns taste gud?
Gemini: Duhhh I'll ride it. What else?
Cancer: I-I'll leave it alone......
Leo: Hmmmm so maybe ALIENS DO EXIST!
Virgo: OMG! Unicorns! I'll hug it till it dies!
Libra: Wait! Is it pink? Is it fluffy? Is it dancing on rainbows?!
Sagittarius: I'll let it fly freely and make sure no one will harm it
Scorpio: I'll shoot it down
Capricorn: Duhhh I'll capture it and make an amusement park/zoo. I'll be rich!
Aquarius: I'll bring it to my home underwater and we'll live happily ever after! <Interviewer: ARE YOU TRYING TO MURDER DA UNICORN?!>
Pisces: I'll tame it and give it to Cance- Cans! <Interviewer: 😐> <Inner voice: ARG STUPID PIE STUPID PIE!>
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