Jurassic Who (Part 2)

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Characters:
Aries: Random Caveman
Taurus: Father
Gemini: Spy
Cancer: The Doctor (Male)
Leo: Dalek
Virgo: Mother
Libra: Timetress (Female)
Scorpio: Doctor's Companion, Brother of Pisces (Male)
Sagi: Dalek
Capricorn: Triadon
Aquarius: Dalek
Pisces: Doctor's Companion, Sister of Scorpio (Female)
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Cancer: *steps out of box* Welcome to the Jurassic time period! About 144 million years ago. This is the era of-
Scorpio: Holy. Flying. Pigs. Is that a T-Rex?!?!😱🐷
Cancer: No, T-Rex's don't come until the Cretaceous time period. That is an Allosaurus, which is also a Carnivore-
Pisces: SCORPIO! Look! It's the Indominus Rex like in Jurassic World!😛
Libra: Silly Pisces, the Indominus Rex is not real, it was just created by the movie writers----- Wait. A. Sec. THAT IS THE INDOMINUS REX!!! IT'S GONNA KILL US ALL! PISCES! RUN!
Pisces: *filming* Hello YouTube! This is Pisces with the Indominus Rex! I must take a selfie with it! And- *dragged away by Scorpio*
Cancer: How?! I'm sure this is the Jurassic time period! When did the Indominus-
Libra: Great. And just saying, your "spaceship/Garbage box"-😑
<💥Everyone just finds a T-Rex behind them and it ate the Tanrot💥>
Cancer: NOOOOO!!! Now I need to find myself ANOTHER spaceship!
Libra: BETTER QUESTION! How do we EVER get BACK?!😒
Scorpio: Don't worry! He's the Doctor! He will definitely think of something-
Cancer: We're screwed.😐
Scorpio: *facepalm* Note to self, TV show characters are a holy lot lamer in real life. Note to humanity, Don't write any more fanfics about Doctor Who.
Cancer: There's fanfics about me?!☺️
Pisces: YEAH! LIKE THAT ONE FANFIC ABOUT DOCTOR X DALEK! THAT ONE WAS AWESOME-
Scorpio: *shuts Pisces's mouth* No. There are NO fanfics about you.😒
Cancer: Hmph, guess I hafta visit more of my fans....
Scorpio: IMMA FAN! I CAN WRITE FANFICS!
Cancer: *shrugs* Alright, but you better write a good one for me!!!
Libra: Guyssss.... Have ANYONE noticed that it's NIGHT and we are STUCK HERE?!
Pisces: SLEEPOVER WITH THE DINOS!😝
Cancer: Hm.... What am I gonna do.... I suppose I hafta build another spaceship...
Scorpio: WAIT! IM NOT SLEEPING HERE! THERES DINOSAURS EVERYWHERE! WHAT IF WE GET EATON?! 😱
Libra: Well..... I parked my spaceship nearby... Hmm... Where did I park the Muvott...
Scorpio: THANK LORDS! Let's find the Muvott and get outta here!!!
Libra: Well... First of all, I can't control where the Muvott goes... So...😶
Scorpio: WHATEVER! Just get us outta here!
Pisces: Hi YouTube! As you can see here, this is the Indominus Rex from Jurassic World LIVE in PERSON!-
Libra: *squints eyes* Wait! Is that the Muvott-
<💥Indominus Rex steps on the Muvott💥>
Scorpio: We're screwed.😐
Cancer: Hey! That's what I said!
Pisces: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG😠😱
Scorpio: *runs up to Pisces* What?! WHAT?! Are you alright?! Please don't die sis!
Pisces: IT'S DYING!!!!!!😱
Cancer: Well, *scans Pisces with Sonic Screwdriver* doesn't look like your dying, other than the fact that my Sonic Screwdriver says you have a pretty screwed brain. And no one else around here is dying...
Pisces: *bursts into tears* MY PHONE BATTERY IS DYING!!! IT'S AT 1%!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DOOOOOOOO?!😱
Libra: My gaud. You don't need your phone to survive. Look, the cavemen's survived without any electronics!
Pisces: And that's why their brains-dead.😒
Libra: That's NOT my point! Point is your phone is not necessary for SURVIVAL!
Pisces: THEN HOW AM I GONNA POST THIS EPIC STORY IDEA ON WATTPAD?!
Libra: *flinches* Ooo.... Forgot that. Never mind. Your phone is DEFINITELY necessary for survival.😶
Cancer: *digs through tiny pocket, pulls out a large charger* Here, it's a solar charger. Should do for now.
Scorpio: Your telling me, you can PULL A SOLAR CHARGER out of your pocket but you COULDN'T save the Tanrot. What else do you have in your pockets. Ice-cream?
Cancer: Hey! Indeed I do! *pulls out ice-cream*🍦
Scorpio: Ugh.

<A few moments later>

Cancer: Let's stay in this cave for the night. It should do until I find a new spaceship.
Scorpio: YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT?! Sleeping on the hard ground?! NO ONE can sleep on that-
Pisces: *snoring* mmmhh.....Pink fluffy uni.....uniCapricorns.....🦄
Scorpio: What da hell is a uniCapricorn... OH. MY. GOD. Has ANYONE seen CAPRICORN?!🦄😱
Libra: Who? From What? Da When?
Scorpio: Capricorn! The Unicorn baby!🦄
Cancer: Triadon.😒
Libra: WAIT! I thought PISCES was taking care of it!😰
Scorpio: PISCES WAS TAKING SELFIES WITH DINOSAURS! OMG DID WE JUST LET A BABY UNICORN GO LOOSE IN THE DINOSAUR AGES?!
Libra: Well, it's not THAT bad. The most damage that can happen is that in the future some random guy is gonna find a bone of a Unicorn.😶
Cancer: Triadon. And no, this is VERY bad. Triadons used to be companions of Time Lords, and when they travel in time they gain massive powers like their sonic rays can melt diamonds. Time Lords would use them to kill Daleks, but taming them are hard so they are rarely seen with Time Lords. This is bad.😶
Libra: We're screwed.😐
Cancer/Scorpio: HEY! I SAID THAT!
<Suddenly Gemini appears>
Scorpio: Not MORE randomly appearing people! 😢
Gemini: .....?
Libra: Ignore him. He's mental. So, who are you?
Gemini: Guys, quiet down. They're coming...
Cancer: Whose coming?
Gemini: The Daleks.




Apparently I can publish stories BUT I can't see notifications...😢
Le cries...😭
I originally planned to make this a SHORT chapter but SCREW THAT!😛
Jurassic Who is probably gonna be 3 chapters long....😅

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