Alright. WHEN DID DIS BECOME A DARE CHAPTER?!

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<Huge apology to EveryGurlisViscous44  beforehand!!! You'll see why....>

Author: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, BISEXUAL AND-
Gemini: Shut up. We get it.
Author: Hmph. Fine.
Taurus: YOU FORGOT TO ADDRESS THE IDIOTIC PEOPLE AND THE-
Gemini: *duct tapes Taurus* Shut up. Libi, continue....
Author: SOOOOO TODAY, I'M GOING TO ADDRESS SOME REQUESTS I GOT.....
Virgo: May we all rest in peace.....
Libra: I'll see ya guys in the next world....
Scorpio: SEE YA AT MY HOUSE!- wait wut...
Author: I'd like to welcome our special guest.... EveryGurlisViscous44 !!!! Since that name is impossible to pronounce, let's just call her Kayleigh!!! *no idea how to pronounce that either...*
Kayleigh: But that's not my name-
Author: SOOOOOO KAYLEIGH HERE HAS A DAREEEEEE....
Sagi: Oh gooood..... Who's gonna die now.....?
Author: You are! 😊
Sagi: 😑 *takes out a gun*
Author: WOAHHH! DON'T SHOOT ME! IT WAS MY FRIEND KAYLEIGH'S DARE! GO SHOOT HER! *no offence! Didn't mean that*
Kayleigh: My friends don't tell someone to shoot me...
Sagi: Hmmm..... Fine.... I'll spare you for NOW...
Author: SOOOO THE DARE IS.... LEO HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH SAGI- Wait Wut....
Leo: WHAT?!?! WHY AM I A PART OF THIS?!?
Capricorn: *takes out butter knife* You may kindly die now Leo
Leo: WHOOOOOAAAAHHHHH, IM OUT! IM NOT DOING THUS!!!
Aquarius: LEOOO..... *evil aura* If you dare.....
Author: 😊 Now let's just chuck those 2 in a closet and see what happens!
Virgo: You gross Author.... That's so wrong...
Author: What.....? Wait.... *rereads manuscript* NO, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT-
Leo: *holds up chainsaw*
Sagi: *holds up gun from before*
Capricorn: *holds up butterknife from before*
Aquarius: *can't find a weapon since all the other ones we're taken so she holds up a Lego brick*
Author: *whispers* If I die...., it's Kayleigh's fault.... Also, I entrust all my homework to EyanneMooncest and I also entrust all my money to Zenpaku ...*note I do not have money*....... Also, fairytailexorcist  can keep all my Horimiya manga books...
Kayleigh: THIS ISN'T MY FAULT
Author: It's your dareeeeeeee......
Kayleigh: .........

<In the Magical Closet Libi somehow managed to pull out>

Sagi: .......... Leo, you're sitting on my hair.....
Leo: ........ And you're sitting on my face.....
Sagi: ........... Well....... This is awkward......
Leo: It sure is........

<Watching from a security camera Libi somehow installed inside the closet cause PLOT CONVENIENCE!>

Aquarius: Sagi.....can.......die.....if.....she......touches....-
Capricorn: YOU KILL SAGI AND I'LL-.... STAB YOU WITH MY TURTLE!
Aquarius: Let's call it truce for now, K?
Capricorn: NEVERRRRRRR.....

<Back inside the closet>

Sagi: Sooo..... How long are we stuck here for.....?
Magical voice from the skies: Just 2 hours..... Unless you complete the dare
Leo: Kill me
Magical voice from the skies: I'm sorry, I can't... I'm supporting world peace and also Team Mystic.....
Leo: NO WAY, TEAM INSTINCT!
Sagi: NO, TEAM SQUISHY!- wait... What are we talking about...
Leo: Do you want to get the dare quickly over with.....? I mean..... It's not that big of a deal..... *Aquarius: YES IT IS*
Sagi: ........ Right after you get your leg off of my behind....
Leo: I can't move.... It's too cramped in here.....
Sagi: Totally agree..... Libi's closet is too messy..... Like look, I found a phone with Pokemon-
Leo: GOD DANG IT, THERE'S A DRAGONITE IN THIS CLOSET.....
Sagi: GOTTA CATCH'EM ALLLLLLLL

<Outside>

Aquarius: Gotta catch what all....
Capricorn: I'm having some disturbing images....
Aquarius: ...... Pervert....
Capricorn: NO, I MEANT I HAD AN IMAGE OF LEO MURDERING SAGI.... THAT KIND OF DISTURBING....!!!!
Aquarius: Why exactly would that happen.....?

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