😜Zodiac Friends😜

Zodiac Siblings......????? (AND PETS!)

Interviewer: So Zodiacs...., how do you feel about your siblings?

Aries: They are my rivals!!! I must defeat theeeeemmmmm!!!
Taurus: They are the stealer of food. They must pay.....
Gemini: Sister? Love her. Although she's still a kid. Brother? Don't know, don't care.
Cancer: What will I do without themmmmmm!!!!! *totally not exaggerating*
Leo: I love them! 😄 *totally not lying*
Virgo: What in the world is wrong with themmmmm...... Whyyyyy.....
Libra: *small growls*
Scorpio: Let me make things clear again. I AM NOT A DEMON. ITS JUST A FAMILY JOKE. I AM NOT A DE- *Scorpio's sister: Don't lie Scorpio!!!! Lying is bad!*
Sagi: We shall not speak of them. Never. They shall be casted away to the darkest pits of Scorpio's closet....
Capricorn: Pfph, I care about them.... Like, they are my family after all... It's alright to care about them, right?
Aquarius: Wait..... I have siblings?!?!
Pisces: They're WAAAAAY too clingy!!!! ITS VERY ANNOYING!!!

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Sister:
<Please note, they can be younger OR older siblings...>

Aries's Sister: Dude, Aries sucks. HE DESTROYED MY BARBIE COLLECTION!!!! NOT TO MENTION HE KILLED MY PET BOAR!!! HE IS EVIL! BE WARNED! Well.....Erm...... I suppose he has a nice side as well......

Taurus's Sister: Erm..... He's fat and chubby. Really embarrasses me....

Gemini's Sister: GEMINI SISSSSS, SHE'S AWESOME!!! I looooooove herrrrrr!!! *Secretly having evil plots going through her head*

Cancer's Sister: Yeesh, Cancer need to learn to GROW UP and stop being such a crybaby!!!

Leo's Sister: Leo's really really funny! I love it when he pretends to be a lion and I ride on top of him! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... And then he throws me off......

Virgo's Sister: I'm still more pretty than her! Right?! I'm always better! *Holds up knife* Agree with me or youuuuuu dieeeeeee..... *Smiles*

Libra's Sister: I don't get she's so over obsessed with unicorns.... It sorta triggers me....

Scorpio's Sister: SCORPIOOOOO WHERE ARE YOOOOOUUUU?!?!?! PAPA IS WAITING FOR YOU TO JOIN USSSSSSS! *Scorpio: NO WAY! FOR THE LAST TIME, LEAVE ME ALONE!*

Sagi's Sister: Bewareeeeee of Saaaaaagi..... She's an evil demonnnnn that have come to destroooooy humaaaaaanityyyyyyyy!..... *Scorpio: I know I'm not the
onlyyyy one...... Wait what?!*

Capricorn's Sister: Well..., really I'm Cap's only family.... Our parents don't care much soooo we rely upon each other.... And trust me, even though Cap may SEEM all moody and grumpy, he's really a nice guy! *Capricorn: No I'm not.*

Aquarius's Sister: Aqua's cool. I mean, she's the one Mother CARES about most. So meh.

Pisces's Sister: Brother Piscessssss, I stubbed my toe on the table againnnnnnn!!!! I MUST go to the hospital or I'll dieeeeee!!! Arggggg the paaaaaaain!!!!!!!! *Pisces: BE MORE CAREFUL HOLY MOTHER DUCKS*

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Brother:

Aries's Brother: ARIES IS SOOOOO COOL! LIKE, HE'S MY PERSONAL MURDER FOR HIRE.

Taurus's Brother: TAURUS DOESN'T SHARE HIS FOOD. HMPH! And he keeps beating me in video games. HMPH! *Taurus: Dude, I give you pretty much 3/4 of my food and you're STILL not satisfied?!*

Gemini's Brother: Ahhhhh....., ermmmm....., who's Gemini?...... *Gemini: I herby disown you as my brother*

Cancer's Brother: Really, I don't mind Cancer's crying and shy side..... She really depends on me and I like to help her... Well ya, she does get PRETTY annoying sometimes....