Roommates

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"Hey Niall!"

Niall turns around to see a blonde girl running towards him.

"Oh. Hey Bethany. What's up?"

"I was wondering if you could come to the mall with me later? I have to try and find an anniversary gift"

"Who's anniversary?"

"Mine and my boyfriend's. We've been dating for about two years now."

"Aww. Sure. I'd love to help."

"Great! Thanks. I never know what to get boys as gifts. "

"It isn't that hard. Oh when's your anniversary?"

"The 13th"

"No way! That's my birthday!"

"Seriously? Looks like I'll be buying two gifts."

"You don't have to get me anything."

"Nonsense. What kind of friend would I be if I didn't get you a gift?"

"Well if you insist."

"Alright. Well I have to get to Theory of Knowledge. I'll let Harry know you said hi."

"Alright. Later, Beth."

"Later, Ni"

They both head of in opposite directions. Niall to the art building and Bethany to the Social Sciences building.

When he gets there, and arm grabs him and pulls him into an empty room. When he looks up he sees Michael staring back at him.

"Get the fuck off me, Michael!"

"But princess, all I want is a kiss" he fake pouts.

"You're fucking sick. I'm your best friends boyfriend"

"I know that. And I just want one kiss and then I'll leave you alone."

"Just one?"

"Just one."

"Fine"

Michael smiles and leans in. Just as his lips are about to make contact, Niall slaps him. Hard.

"Ah jeez! The fuck was that for?!"

"You really thought I would kiss you? You're even more crazy than I thought. I love Harry. You're just some sick freak trying to get into my pants and its not gonna work"

Niall then storms out of the room, leaving a stunned Michael behind him. He walks into his class with just enough time before Ms. Shale starts speaking.

***

"Okay. So where to first?" Niall asks.

"I don't know. You're the boy"

Niall laughs and says, "alright. Well tell me about him"

"Well he's funny, sweet. He has a kind heart. He doesn't take shit from anyone. He's almost always smiling. He actually reminds me a lot of you. Personality wise."

"Ah. That makes this so much easier. Why not by him clothes, and his favorite candies and such and make like a gift basket."

"That's a great idea."

"Thanks. Also does he like bacon?"

"No."

"Ah. That's fine. Why not make a bouquet of... Chicken nuggets!"

"Brilliant!"

"And last question. Have you guys had sex yet?"

"Yeah. That ship set sail a long time ago. Like 4 months into the relationship"