WHY DO I ALWAYS GET SICK?!

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Mads: *curled up dying as I cough my head off*

America and England walk in.

America: what the hell?

England: is this why you haven't updated?

Mads: *coughs* no it's not... Part of it but... Ugh...

America: I KNOW WHAT TO DO! *puts burger on forehead*

Mads: I *coughs* will *coughs* kill *coughs* you! *sneezes*

England: *takes burger off* I'll take care of you love.

Mads: you're not cooking right? *coughing fit*

England: yes I was.

Mads: IM GOING TO DIE!! WHERE IS THE GRIM REAP- *coughs*
England: *pouts* I'm not that bad of a cook.

America: DUDE IGGY YOU BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE WHILE MAKING CEREAL FOR GODS SAKE! *laughing*

England: *glares*

Mads: *slowly falls asleep*

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