Vampire!drunk!england

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((Okay so I just saw this picture on my phone and thought hey why not do a crack chapter on this... Oh god... Just... It's fun to make fun of iggy))

England: I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD! *tries to bite France's neck*

France: *holds england back* England your drunk... Again.

England: YOU DONT KNOW ME IM THE BLOODY VAMPIRE HERE!

France: *sighs and opens mouth to reveal fangs* no your not.

England; OH SHIT! *screams like a little girl and runs away flailing arms*

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