Russia: kolololol~
Belarus: *walks up to Russia* big brother!
Russia: O.O AH! *runs away*
Belarus: *chases and tackles him to the ground* big brother~ marry me! Marry me! Marry me!
Russia: if I do will you leave me alone?!
Belarus: yes.
Russia: then fine I will marry you!
Belarus: yay! *puts Russia in a wedding gown and puts on a tux herself*
Russia: w-why am I wearing the d-dress?!
Belarus: because I said so. *evil laugh*
Russia: h-help m-me....
Minister: do you Belarus take Russia to be your husband?
Belarus: I do.
Minister: now... Russia do you take Belarus to be your wife?
Russia: NO I CANT!! *runs away flailing arms and screaming like a maniac*
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Hetalia Crack
RandomJust random stuff I do when I can't sleep or bored... Enjoy! p.s. I do know there are other books like this but I'm really board and tired so... Just let it happen... Oh and I do not own hetalia or any of the characters. I thought I should put...
