~America, England, and sealand are sitting on top of a tall building talking well more America~
America: wait if their is UsUk does that mean that sealand is our kid?
England: *blushing* I-I don't know...
America: well if he is I'm the dad cause I ain't giving birth.
Sealand: DADDY!! *hugs America*
England: =__= why do I have to be the woman?
America: because I'm the hero! *does epic pose as holding sealand in his arms*
England: hey America put sealand down and follow me...
America: okay! *puts sealand down*
England: *at the edge of the building* come stand right here.
America: okay iggy! *stands at the edge*
England: perfect... *pushes America off the edge*
~America falls to his death~
Sealand: DADDY!!! MOMMY YOU KILLED HIM!!
America: *comes up flying in the air like superman* I told you I'm the hero and your still the woman.
England: bloody American...
Sealand: DADDYS ALIVE!!! YAY!!
I got really board don't ask...
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Hetalia Crack
RandomJust random stuff I do when I can't sleep or bored... Enjoy! p.s. I do know there are other books like this but I'm really board and tired so... Just let it happen... Oh and I do not own hetalia or any of the characters. I thought I should put...
