Pirate!England: *looking at his crew and stops infront of Spain ((don't question it))* hmm...
Pirate!Spain: Captain?
Pirate!England: you have a nice ass...
Pirate!Spain: Um...
Pirate!England: you look good sailor. Snack! *hits Spain on the butt*
Pirate!Spain: is this pirate abuse?
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/17520447-288-k362530.jpg)
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Hetalia Crack
DiversosJust random stuff I do when I can't sleep or bored... Enjoy! p.s. I do know there are other books like this but I'm really board and tired so... Just let it happen... Oh and I do not own hetalia or any of the characters. I thought I should put...