SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

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Writer: *half asleep* I need to stay up.

Denmark: uh... Writer I think you should go to sleep or have a beer.

America: I would listen to him if I were you.

Prussia: IM AWESOME!

Writer: but I don't want to go to sleep...

America: don't you have school?

Writer: so?

Denmark: just go to damn sleep.

Writer: but?!

Prussia: no buts! Go to sleep or ZHE awesome one will make west make you train!

Writer: ugh... Fine! *falls right to sleep*

America: time for the awesome trio to head out for a beer!

Prussia: yeah!

Denmark: SWEET! LETS GO!

~and then the three get drunk. Iggy joins them and he becomes a stripper that night~

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