Pancakes and hockey

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America: Hey England?

England; yes america?

America; where is franc?

England; does it look like I care about that bloody frog?

America: yes and no?

England; *sighs* I don't know.

America: okay! *runs off and finds France* France! My man I have a question for you!

France: yes america?

America: do you have any idea on how to get some one to agree to get married?

France; yes. Well you could try this *beep beep beep beep* or just ask Nicky.

America: okay! *runs off to England and Canada who are talking* England I need to ask you something!

England; yes?

America; will you... Please become my-

Canada; OMG THEY MADE PANCAKES!! AND HOCKEY IS ON! F*CK YEAH!

America: *cries* I-I... Didn't get t-

Canada; PANCAKES! AND F*CKING HOCKEY!

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