Honey. (Unedited)

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Jude's pov

"And um, I kind of actually got you the iPhone 6s.." Connor said

"No you didn't." I chuckled

"I swear I did." Connor said and handed me a brand new iPhone 6s.

"HOLY SHIT CONNOR WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled.

"What, you don't like it?" Connor smirked.

"Of course I love it, you idiot!" I smiled

"Wait.." I said realizing what he was doing.

"No. I don't want it." I said.

"What? Why not?" He asked confused.

"I'm not an item at a store, and you cannot buy me. You cannot use me as a 'stress reliever', then bluntly pretend like you didn't right in front of your girlfriend that you 'love oh, so dearly!', then buy me something I really wanted, just so I could forgive you."

Connor's pov

"C'mon Jude." I said

"No Connor, I bet you didn't even tell Daria, now did you?" He asked.

"No, but–"

"But nothing, you know what, I'm leaving." He said.

"Oh no you don't." I said pulling him into my lap.

"Connor let me go." He said.

"You almost left your iPhone 6s, honey." I said.

"I hate you." He said

"You love me" I said and bit his neck softly.
"You can go now, be ready by 7, honey." I winked at him.

"You're such a pig." He said.

"Don't you like hot dogs?" I asked.

"You know what fuck you." He said.

"Aww, honey, I've already done that. Would you like me to do it again?"

"Ew I hate you so fucking much!! And never ever call me honey again!" He said sternly.

"But babe, you love it when I called you honey, don't you?" I asked.

"Goodbye Connor." He said.

"Rest up for our date honey." I said.

"It's not a date, douchebag." He replied.

"Whatever you say babe." I said back.

"Ugh, you disgust me." He said

"That's not what you were saying when I was–"

"OKAY, IM LEAVING NOW." He cut me off.

"See you at 7:30, honey."

He gave me the middle finger, then left




Jude's pov

"Ugh, Taylor, he's such a jerk, he kept calling me 'babe', and 'honey', when he clearly has a girlfriend!!" I exclaimed.

"And you like it." She said simply.

"No." I lied.

"Jude." She said sternly.

"Okay, but that's besides the point. And he had the audacity to sit me in his lap, what a fucking swine." I rolled my eyes.

"Jude." Taylor said again.

"Yes?" I asked.

"You also like the way his arms felt wrapped around your waist when he did that, didn't you?" She asked.

"Umm, yes." I said. She rolled her eyes.

"Jude, why the hell are you complaining about the shit he does, if you love it?!" She asked irritated.

"Because it's wrong." I said.

"Well, if it's so wrong, then why are you allowing him to do it?" She asked. "Anyway, I've got to go. I've got a date." She said.

"WHAT?!" I said surprised as hell.
"I thought–"

"Yeah, well, I did too, but I guess not." She defended herself.
I raised my eyebrow at her.

"He's cute, and makes me feel special." She explained.

"So what are you?" I asked.

"A human, named Taylor." She said then left.

The clock read 6:30 and I realized I had to get ready for Connor and I's date– I mean get together.

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