"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
JINGO
Terry Pratchett
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So You Used to Be Human - Book 3 (Original Version)
VampireCURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN AS PART OF THE "HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE" SERIES) It's the week from Hell as Bob tries to save his ex-girlfriend Jaime from certain death... by turning her into a vampire. Needless to say, she doesn't quite agree with this plan...
