"Hey Jack."
"Yeah, Mark?"
"Are you gay?"
"W-what? Why do you want to know?!"
"Never mind, you are so definitely gay."
"WHAT? No I'm not!"
"Prove it."
"Well, I have a girlfriend."
"Had. You broke up with her."
(I know this didn't happen but I'm just using it for story purposes.)
"Still, dude, I'm straight"
"Admit it, you're gay."
"I'm straight."
"Gay as a rainbow."
"I'm straight."
"You're gay."
"I'm straight."
"You're gay."
"I'm straight."
"You're straight."
"I'm gay."
"......" *insert Lenny face here*
".... God damn it Mark."
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Crap dialogue is crap. Sorry it's so short. I'm working on the Christmas fan-fix contest so I'm not going to update for a while.
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FanfictionBecause, why not? A book filled with random one-shots, AU's and imagines. Mainly fluff. There might be angst and definitely no smut Warning: some foul language ( but if you watch Jacksepticeye's videos then you're probably okay with it) Disclaimer:...
