pick up line texts

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anakin:
"Hey y/n is your dad a baker?"

"What?"

"Cause you have nice buns 😉"

"Ani that's gross"

"You're sleeping on the couch tonight 😒"

"Aww, no fair! I'm sorry baby"

"Nope. Enjoy the couch 😘"

luke:
"Hey, princess?"

"Yah?"

"Are you Google?"

"Wth are you on about"

"Of course not"

"Cause you've got everything i'm searching for"

"Creep"

"Dork"

"Idjit"

"Ok! Ok! I'm sorry ok"

"Muggle"

han:
"Baby are you religious?"

"Um..."

"Cause you're the answer to my prayers"

"I will shoot you with your own gun"

obi wan:
"Do you have a map?"

"Who do you think I am, Dora the Explorer?"

"I'm lost in your eyes"

"Ok I'm not talking to you anymore"

"I'm sorry"

"Come on, beautiful, I was just joking"

"Sweetheart please answer me"

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