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Coming Clean

@itscarterbitch: all your presents have been mailed off

@itscarterbitch: I used express shipping, so it should take less than a week

@itscarterbitch: except Kat 😒yours is gonna take longer

@sighkat: it's chill

@ariamiller: IM SO EXCITED

@catherbrooks: SAME

@lydiamartin: !!!

@maliatate: I know what you all got so HA

@ariamiller: wait did your grandma really put her present in with yours?

@itscarterbitch: definitely

@ariamiller: oh god

@ariamiller: remind me to not open that in front of my parents

@itscarterbitch: do they not know about Scaria sex??

@catherbrooks: WE WERE EATING DINNER AND SCOTT TOTALLY GAVE IT AWAY

@ariamiller: OMFG I CHOKED ON MY FOOD

@sighkat: "so Scott, what are your in-"

@catherbrooks: "IM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER I PROMISE"

@sighkat: "I was going to say interests but that's reassuring"

@itscarterbitch: IM SGAJSINE

@maliatate: SCARIA SEX CONFIRMED FOR THE 1,473,086th TIME

@itscarterbitch: that's a big number

@maliatate: go big or go home, am I right?

@ariamiller: HE WAS SO EMBARRASSED I CRY

@itscarterbitch: scoot needs to work on his people skills

@catherbrooks: it's okay

@catherbrooks: "Why are we even here I want to go home" -Isaac Lahey 2k15

@sighkat: "Why can't we just stay in bed and cuddle?" -Liam Dunbar 2k15

@ariamiller: whatever you're exactly the same

@itscarterbitch: AW MY SON IN LAW

@maliatate: "This girl just complimented my outfit but I hadn't had coffee yet so I told her to fuck off" -Carter Bradburry 2k15

@itscarterbitch: "Wait now that I have my liscense does that mean I actually have to drive places?" -Malia Tate 2k15

@lydiamartin: "Why are we at a party, Lydia I hate part-THAT SHOT GLASS HAS DARTH VADER ON IT." -Stiles Stilinski 2k15

@ariamiller: *casually roasts significant others*

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@itscarterbitch: hey Lyds?

@itscarterbitch: can I tell you a secret?

@lydiamartin: let me guess

@lydiamartin: you and Malia made a plan to mess with me and aria but now you're actually having feelings for her?

@itscarterbitch: wtf are you physic?

@lydiamartin: not quite

@lydiamartin: Malia already came clean about a week ago

@itscarterbitch: oh

@lydiamartin: she just kept pretending to play along so that you wouldn't find out

@itscarterbitch: sorry

@itscarterbitch: if it makes up for anything, it's not a game to me anymore

@lydiamartin: why are you telling me?

@lydiamartin: you should be telling Malia

@itscarterbitch: I will

@itscarterbitch: when the time is right

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