Coming Clean@itscarterbitch: all your presents have been mailed off
@itscarterbitch: I used express shipping, so it should take less than a week
@itscarterbitch: except Kat 😒yours is gonna take longer
@sighkat: it's chill
@ariamiller: IM SO EXCITED
@catherbrooks: SAME
@lydiamartin: !!!
@maliatate: I know what you all got so HA
@ariamiller: wait did your grandma really put her present in with yours?
@itscarterbitch: definitely
@ariamiller: oh god
@ariamiller: remind me to not open that in front of my parents
@itscarterbitch: do they not know about Scaria sex??
@catherbrooks: WE WERE EATING DINNER AND SCOTT TOTALLY GAVE IT AWAY
@ariamiller: OMFG I CHOKED ON MY FOOD
@sighkat: "so Scott, what are your in-"
@catherbrooks: "IM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER I PROMISE"
@sighkat: "I was going to say interests but that's reassuring"
@itscarterbitch: IM SGAJSINE
@maliatate: SCARIA SEX CONFIRMED FOR THE 1,473,086th TIME
@itscarterbitch: that's a big number
@maliatate: go big or go home, am I right?
@ariamiller: HE WAS SO EMBARRASSED I CRY
@itscarterbitch: scoot needs to work on his people skills
@catherbrooks: it's okay
@catherbrooks: "Why are we even here I want to go home" -Isaac Lahey 2k15
@sighkat: "Why can't we just stay in bed and cuddle?" -Liam Dunbar 2k15
@ariamiller: whatever you're exactly the same
@itscarterbitch: AW MY SON IN LAW
@maliatate: "This girl just complimented my outfit but I hadn't had coffee yet so I told her to fuck off" -Carter Bradburry 2k15
@itscarterbitch: "Wait now that I have my liscense does that mean I actually have to drive places?" -Malia Tate 2k15
@lydiamartin: "Why are we at a party, Lydia I hate part-THAT SHOT GLASS HAS DARTH VADER ON IT." -Stiles Stilinski 2k15
@ariamiller: *casually roasts significant others*
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@itscarterbitch: hey Lyds?
@itscarterbitch: can I tell you a secret?
@lydiamartin: let me guess
@lydiamartin: you and Malia made a plan to mess with me and aria but now you're actually having feelings for her?
@itscarterbitch: wtf are you physic?
@lydiamartin: not quite
@lydiamartin: Malia already came clean about a week ago
@itscarterbitch: oh
@lydiamartin: she just kept pretending to play along so that you wouldn't find out
@itscarterbitch: sorry
@itscarterbitch: if it makes up for anything, it's not a game to me anymore
@lydiamartin: why are you telling me?
@lydiamartin: you should be telling Malia
@itscarterbitch: I will
@itscarterbitch: when the time is right
YOU ARE READING
Twitter ❁ Malia Tate [1]
Fanfiction@itscarterbitch: I just need chicken nuggets and a nap