Twitter ❁ Malia Tate [1]

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Hey Girl, Whatcha Doin'?

(Tbh I just wanted an excuse to put a SAB convo in here. These are honestly our conversations word for word except our names I cry)

@itscarterbitch: I SHIP SHMIDT AND CECE SO MUCH I CRY

@sighkat: MYWABYE SYO

@sighkat: KYNBABIES

@itscarterbitch: THEY BROKE UP

@itscarterbitch: CECE JUST NEED TO TELL HIM HOW SHE FEELS IM SOBBING

@sighkat: SKFKAKKDLA

@itscarterbitch: NICK IS HAVING LOVE TROUBLE BEVSUSE HE LOVES JESS

@itscarterbitch: TBH I LOVE THE CRAZY RUSSIAN

@sighkat: KDKAKF I CRY

@itscarterbitch: YES JESS DUMP RUSSEL AND HAVE DATE NICK

@sighkat: I NEED TO SLEEP

@itscarterbitch: HOW DID SCHIMDT BREAK HIS DINGALING

@itscarterbitch: CECE ADMITTED HER FEELINGS AND I SCREAMED

@itscarterbitch: "CARTER SHUT UP" -my mom from downstairs

@sighkay: IM GOING TO BED GOODNIGHT CAR ENJOY NEW GIRL

@itscarterbitch: GOODNIGHT BBY

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@itscarterbitch: BABE

@sighkat: WHT

@itscarterbitch: WHY TF IS NICK MOVING IN WITH CAROLINE

@sighkat: JUSRNWAIT

@itscarterbitch: "Welcome back you clown" I SCREAMES

@sighkat: NEW GIRL ISNLIFE

@itscarterbitch: IM SO

@sighkat: SAME

@itscarterbitch: NICK CANT DANCE WTF

@itscarterbitch: SEASON TWO LEGGO

@sighkat: "why are you laughing"

@sighkat: "are you making fun of me"

@sighkat: "i swear to god katherine"

@sighkat: ok mom

@itscarterbitch: okay same

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@itscarterbitch: "KAT KAT I NEED TO MESSAGE KAT OH MY GOD"

@itscarterbitch: "Carter what the fuck is wrong with you"

@itscarterbitch: "I NEED TO FANGIRL TO KAT"

@itscarterbitch: "Who's Kat?"

@itscarterbitch: "MY FRIEND WHO GOT ME HOOKED INTO THE SHOW AND THE TWO CHARACTERS ARE SO IN LOVE AN-"

@itscarterbitch: "Get out."

@sighkat: HAHAHAHAHAO JUMNHO

@itscarterbitch: BUT NICK WANTED TO KISS JESS I SWEAR

@itscarterbitch: "Not like this"

@itscarterbitch: HOLY SHIT DIDO

@itscarterbitch: EBGDJNEIEOSD BXSHSNJSJ

@itscarterbitch: TEHYRE KISSING BDBDUKABEHEH

@itscarterbitch: IIM SHAKING ISNEHID

@itscarterbitch: IM SO KAAT

@itscarterbitch: SKDNSOOEBS IM CRYO IM NINB

@itscarterbitch: I ANT FEEL MY FACE

@sighkat: I HMTNGOD

@sighkat: THE PIVOTING MOMENT

@sighkat: ITS HAPPENIGN

@itscarterbitch: "Carter chill out" NO MOM

@sighkat: NOW ISNT THE TIME

@sighkat: MY OTP IS HAVING A MOMENT

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@maliatate: I'm worried about Carter

@maliatate: she left me a voicemail last night crying about "ness"

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Edited for once, because all those typos actually happened

I SHORTENED SM OF THE END WOW SARAH OUR CONVOS HAVE A LOT OF GIBBERISH I CRY

Anyways, I feel like we need more crazy fangirling Kat + Carter instead of sadness BC yes.

I don't think I'll ever forgive Sarah for showing me New Girl I'm ruined

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