A women walked into the kitchen to see her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing" She asked.
"Hunting fly's" He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females." He replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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