Tennessee stupid Laws

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~~~Students may not hold hands while at school.~~~WOW!!! ITS A LAW

~~~It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee. ~~~Yes cause I want everyone to know what my Netflix password is!


~~~In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause “emotional distress” “without legitimate purpose”. ~~~Uh Oh Fangirls RUNNNN!!


~~~No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.~~~But my kids are always required pick trash up from the highway....

~~~It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.~~~Well us rednecks best be a runnin!!

~~~You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.~~~*I'm shakin my head*

~~~Hollow logs may not be sold.~~~......really

~~~More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.~~~Probably smart I have to admit butttttttt... what if you have a lot of kids and most are girls then your in trouble and I would feel bad for the husband lol

~~~It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.~~~Yes because it makes so much sense to put the hook and bait down pick up the lasso and then go catch a fish

~~~“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.~~~Well I wonder why...

~~~Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.~~~...

 ~~~Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.~~~I though you  lived in Tennessee not the medevil times?

~~~Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.~~~OK

~~~Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.~~~It should be THATS MY HORSE!!!!

~~~It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.~~~Ok but maybe I wanted my teacher to sit on it!

~~~Skunks may not be carried into the state.~~~Ok I'll let him walk across the border

~~~The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.~~~Explains a lot don't it 

~~~Interracial marriages are illegal.~~~OK

~~~Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.~~~Sorry

~~~It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer. ~~~*faceplam*

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