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Deep Questions

Lot's more questions... these are deep... like the ocean... like the universe... like bob's grave.... WAIT?!?! WHAT?!?! WHOS BOB?? WHAT  GRAVE ?I DIDN'T KILL HIM!!!!....

~~~What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

~~~Think of the last time you were REALLY angry.

~~~You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?

~~~You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

~~~You can have one of the following two things: trust/love.

~~~You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

~~~If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

~~~Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you?

~~~Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

~~~Does love = sex?

~~~Your best friend dies, what would you do?

~~~When and how was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt? When was it? During the day. How was it?

~~~What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?

~~~What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?

~~~Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?

~~~If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you had “no regrets” what would it be?

~~~Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you call?

~~~Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?

~~~Are you old fashioned?

~~~Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?

~~~If you could do anything OR wish for anything that would come true, what would you wish?

~~~Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

~~~Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

~~~Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

~~~How is it possible to have a civil war?

~~~If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

~~~If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

~~~If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

~~~Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

~~~Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

~~~If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

~~~Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

~~~If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

~~~If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?

~~~If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

~~~Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

~~~OK, so what's the speed of dark?

~~~And here is a list of questions I added that were not on the list.

~~~If you add your username to your ignore list, would you not be able to read your own posts?

~~~Why is there braille on a drive up ATM machine?

~~~Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

~~~If a pin drops in a noisy classroom does anyone hear it hit the floor?

~~~Describe your First Intimate Experience

~~~What is the most annoying habit that your girlfriend/boyfriend has?

~~~How well "endowed" is your boyfriend or girlfriend?

~~~Have you ever not made it to the bathroom in time and had an "accident?"

~~~Have you ever been extremely "intimate" with someone in a public place?

~~~What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

~~~Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend?

~~~If you had only 24 hours to live, what would you do?

~~~What is the strangest dream you've ever had?

~~~If you could make anyone in the room your servant for the day, who would it be and what would you make them do?

~~~If you could be born again would choose to be a different sex to what you are?

~~~How far would you go with someone that you just met?

~~~What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to?

~~~What is the stupidest thing you've done on your own free will?

~~~What's your favourite thing about the opposite sex?

~~~What's the worst thing about being your gender?

~~~Have you ever eaten a leaf or grass?

~~~Have you ever peed in the shower?

~~~Have you picked your nose when no one was looking in a public place?

~~~After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

~~~How can there be self-help groups?

~~~If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

~~~If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

~~~If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

~~~If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

~~~Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

~~~Is there another word for synonym?

~~~Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

~~~Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

~~~When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

~~~When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

~~~When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

~~~Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

~~~Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?

~~~Why do they report power outages on TV?

~~~Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?