Lord Of The Rings: Tales of Random Craziness And Humor

ThunderPuff Runs Away

"So what was this prank you wanted to pull on Elrond?"
Lindir asked as he stroked TunderPuff on the head.
The cat was narrowing his eyes and looked like he was ready to hurt someone.
Mainly Lindir.

"I want you to let ThunderPuff lose in Elrond's study."
Luna smiled.
"Are you kidding me? It took me forever to catch him!"
"We'll help you get him back later."
Melwin assured him.

Lindir sighed.
"Fine."
He opened the door to Elrond's study just a crack, then he shoved ThunderPuff inside.
The cat immedietly went beserk.
He ran around and knocked everything over.
Elrond, who was in his study at the time, tried to chase the cat out of there.
"LINDIR!"
He shouted.
"Yes?"
"COME GET YOUR STUPID CAT!"

ThunderPuff froze. He glared at Elrond with his big blue eyes.
No one. Calls me. Stupid.
ThunderPuff screeched and threw himself onto Elrond.
"LINDIR!"
Lindir raced inside and attempted to pull the hissing cat off of Elrond.

Meanwhile, Luna, Melwin, and Chole Ann couldn't help but laugh at the situation.
When Lindir finally pulled ThunderPuff of of Elrond the cat screeched and lept away from his owner.

"ThunderPuff come back!"
Lindir chased after his cat.
Melwin, Luna, and Chole Ann tried to catch the cat but he was too quick.
I'm free suckers!
"ThunderPuff!"

The cat ran out of Rivendell and disappeared into the forest.
"ThunderPuff! Daddy's coming!"
Lindir ran after him while the three elleths debated on whether or not they should help.
"It wasn't our fault he ran away."
Luna pointed out.
"Yeah but Lindir's our friend."
Chole Ann added.
"Did you see that cat? He clearly doesn't want to be here anymore."
Melwin pointed out.
"But what about Lindir? He'll be crushed if he loses him."
Luna pointed out.
"If you love something set it free."
Chole Ann shrugged.
"Well we can't let Lindir go running off by himself."
Melwin sighed.
"Right. Poor guy has no idea how to take care of himself."
Chole Ann said.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Let's go!"
They raced off to find Lindir and ThunderPuff.

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"Are they gone?"
Kili asked between gasping for breath.
"I think so. Let me check."
Fili looked over the rock they were hiding behind.

"I heard that Fangirls can smell fear. Do you think that's true?"
Kili asked.
"Of course not! That's just a myth."
"So we're safe then?"
"Yes. Wait- NO WE'RE NOT! RUN!!!!"

The Fangirls screamed as they ran after the two dwarves.
The brothers ran as fast as they could.
"Why do you have to chase us?!?!"
Kili shouted.
"Go chase Legolas! He's way better then us!"
Fili quickly turned to Kili.
"Don't tell Uncle Thorin that I said that."
"I promise."

Unfortunately for them the girls were not interested. They continued to chase the poor dwarves all the way to Laketown.

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Ok. I'm getting the feeling that the quality of these chapters lately has been low. In my opinion I think I'm dragging the story out and running out of ideas.
What do you guys think?
Feel free to be honest and tell me how I'm doing lately.
And if I'm not playing my A-Game let me know how I can fix that.

I'm Out