Lord Of The Rings: Tales of Random Craziness And Humor

What On Arda?!?!?

They found the door to the back room and Aragorn opened the door.

It opened slowly....

Very slowly....

And dramatically....

"Just open the door already!"
Thorin shouted.

"I didn't even know you were here."
Piper looked down at him.

"What do you mean? I've been here the whole time!"

"Who else is here that we don't know about?"
Chole Ann asked.

"Alright, everyone on the count of three say your name."
Legolas held up his hand.

"One, two, three!"

"Bilbo."

"Frodo."

"Merry."

"Pippin."

"Primrose."

"Berylla."

"Aragorn."

"Ayleen."

"Bard."

"Legolas."

"Losider."

"Lindir."

"Luna."

"Feren."

"Colfinthel."

"Piper."

"Analeth."

"Melwin."

"Chole Ann."

"Melui."

"Caladhiel."

"Vili."

"Thorin."

"Ok that's everyone. How about anyone who is not actually looking for someone/something
wait outside?"
Legolas suggested.

No one liked this idea.

"There is no way we are all going to fit in that room so please! Frodo, Merry, Pippin, you guys are closest with Esmerelda so you three can come.
Aragorn is trying to find Fabulous so he can go in. Melui and I will too since she belongs to our father.
Vili and Thorin, you two can come in, and Lindir.
That's it."

The others grumbled but didn't protest.

"What are we supposed to do while we wait?"
Chole Ann asked.

"Go eat some shwarma or something!"

"Fine. You're paying Leggy."

"I don't care just- Wait what?"

Everyone else disappeared to enjoy all the shwarma they could eat while Aragorn finally opened the door.

And inside....

Was a large white sheet.

"Um... Are we missing something?"
Pippin asked.

There was nothing in the room except for the sheet, that covered something.

"Maybe we're in the wrong room?"
Vili looked at her uncle.

"There was a big sign on the door that said, 'Back Room Right Here. There Are No Other Rooms' this is it."
Thorin replied.

"What's under the sheet?"

They all jumped as Losider appeared behind them.

"What are you doing here?"
Legolas narrowed his eyes.