Lord Of The Rings: Tales of Random Craziness And Humor

The Hobbit Squad in... Not Getting Anywhere

When we last saw the Hobbit Squad, they had left their beloved Shire to find their friend Esmerelda.
But after three days of searching Middle Earth....

"Nothing. Absolutely nothing. She is no where to be found."
Frodo sat himself on the ground and refused to move.

"We can't stop looking for her."
Primrose yanked him to his feet.

"And take off those stupid sunglasses."
Berylla added.

"But it's my look!"

"You like a nerd."
Bilbo laughed.

"I do not!"

"Hey guys. I just thought of a funny joke."
No one listened to Pippin who was still holding his boom mic.

"Where on Middle Earth could she be?"
Sam groaned.

"I really want to tell you guys my joke."

"I've texted everyone we know asking if they've seen her but no one has."
Merry looked at his phone with a puzzled expression on his face.
"Actually, it looks like everyone  is searching for missing
animals."

"Can I please tell you guys my joke?"

"What is it Pippin?"
Frodo sighed.

"What do you call a dumb orc?"

"What?"

"A dork! Get it? Because they're dumb!"

"Hilarious."

The other hobbits rolled their eyes.

Merry patted him on the shoulder, he still had his camera with him.

"It was a good effort Pip."

"Thanks buddy."

"YOU!"

The Hobbit Squad jumped as Lindir suddenly appeared out of no where.

"What the Mordor are you doing?"
Frodo asked angrily.

"You stole ThunderPuff!"

"What?"

"You tried to steal him that one time, and now you did it again!
Give him back!"

"I don't have your cat!"

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't!"

"You sit on a throne of lies!"

"Lindir calm down!"

Melwin, Chole Ann, and Luna appeared behind Lindir.

"He stole ThunderPuff!"
He pointed at Frodo.

"I did not!"

"Lindir, take a deep breath, and settle down."
Melwin and Chole Ann forced Lindir to sit down while Luna tried to straighten things out.

"Sorry, ThunderPuff ran away and Lindir's worried sick, you haven't seen him have you?"

"Nope. We've been trying to find our friend, Esmerelda."
Frodo replied.

"Actually, according to these texts I recieved, Aragorn and Legolas are trying to find Thranduil's elk, and Vili's trying to find Foe Hammer, and Thorin's been searching everywhere for Fili and Kili."
Merry struggled to read the texts and hold up his camera.

"This is so weird. Why are three pets and three friends missing?"
Pippin scratched his head trying to figure it out.

"Something's going on and I intend to find out."
Melwin declared.