Best Quotes EVER!

3. Bobby Singer

Bobby(hands Dean one of two flasks): Here you go.

Dean: "What is this, holy water?"

Bobby: "That one is. This is whiskey."

Dean: "Well, yeah, but last time we saw you, I mean, you did threaten to blast him full of buckshot. Cocked the shotgun and everything."

Bobby: "Yeah, well, what can I say? Your father just has that effect on people."

"Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?"

Dean: "You built a ghost-proof panic room?"

Bobby: "I had a weekend off."

Dean: "How long is this gonna go on?"

Bobby: "Here, let me look it up in my demon-detox manual. Oh, wait. No one ever wrote one."

"You stupid, stupid son of a b*tch. Well, boo-hoo! I am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good, make you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!"

Dean: Do you know how many times we've called? Where've you been?

Bobby Singer: Playing murderball.

Dean: What is that smell? Is that soap? Did you clean?

Bobby: What are you, my mother? Bite me.

Bobby: Why'd you send him outside?

Sheriff Mills: Because I didn't think you'd want him in here.

Bobby: I don't. I've got a body in the basement.

Sheriff Mills: My point.

Bobby: Yeah, but I've got another body buried in the yard.

Bobby: Sam, Dean, I love you like my own. I do. But sometimes... sometimes you two are the whiniest, most self-absorbed sons of b*tches I ever met. I'm selfish? Me? I do everything for you. Everything! You need some lore scrounged up, you need your asses pulled out of the fire, you need someone to b*tch to about each other. You call me, and I come through. Every damn time! And what do I get for it? Jack with a side of squat!

Bobby: Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?

Crowley: A little.

Crowley: You know what the problem with demons is?

Bobby: They're demons?

"I was born at night, but not last night!"

"No one kills me in my house but me!"

"Balls"

"Don't try and con a con man!"

(Sam and Dean have a heartful moment)

"You guys are breaking my heart but can we just go?"

"Idjits"

***SPOILER ALERT FOR THOSE WHO AREN'T ON SEASON SEVEN YET***

BOBBY SINGER DIES IN SEASON SEVEN EPISODE 10 (IN DEATHS DOOR).