song//Teenage Dirtbag- Wheatus
aria took a few deep breaths. really, really, deep breaths and picked up her bare white phone almost dropping it when she saw the picture again. It was completely unbelievable that this was happening. This is a thing that happens in books.
lmaoluke: luke are you fucking high why the hell didn't you ever dm me before this, wE COULD'VE WORKED OUR WAY UP TO THIS
luke5sos: ya, high on lyf
luke5sos: hahahah
lmaoluke: oh my god oh no
lmaoluke: nonononononono
lucas: um so funny, don't you think?? arai
lmaoluke: luke you just sent me a dick pic and when you're sober you probably won't even talk to me and its aria
luke5sos: aria..thas ehat I said
luke5sos: can i get your numbbah
lmaoluke: that escalated quickly
lmaoluke: you're luke hemmings. you want my virginity too?
luke5sos: you're a virgin?
lmaoluke: you're not?
lmaoluke: stupid question. it's xxx-xxx-xxxx.
the only thing that pulled aria out of bed was the blaring text tone.
nothing actually got aria up during the summer. at two in the afternoon her sister would take her laptop and put in across the room so that aria waking up would end in aria getting up.
she usually just took one glance at the laptop and went back to sleep, though.
This time she went to the kitchen and got cereal.
She picked up a coat hanger and pushed open the scratched window. Her smile became wider as the breeze hit her and the curtains danced in the wind.
****: hey it's luke
aria: yea i figured
lucas: i have something that will blow your mind
aria: I'll bl..
aria: nevermind
lucas: ...
lucas: ok so, what will happen if pinocheo says 'my nose will now grow'
aria: you spelt his name wrong
lucas: i'm not in school anymore remember
aria: you're so stupid
lucas: you're so cute
aria: you don't know what i look like
lucas: i've stalked your twitter before. but I sent you nudes, you should at least send me a selfie you only have two posted
aria freely smirked. she tried not to just look into this too much. once luke hit reality he would realize that he is luke hemmings, and luke hemmings can get anyone his heart desires.
aria: *image sent*
lucas: woah
lucas: marry me
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Airplanes ☼ lrh
FanfictionIn which a rockstar sends a nude to a fan over a drunk dare. I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG. I PROMISE MY OTHER STORIES ARE BETTER. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ENJOY THIS.
