Incoming Call
Jackass Hamilton
11 : 47 pm
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"Missing me, Jackass?"
"Not even a bit."
"What is it now?"
"I'm going to ask Avalon on a date."
"And you decided to tell me that right after we spoke minutes ago? Clever choice."
"You're the one who offered and promised assistance!"
"Shhh. Will you stop screaming? People there must be sleeping at this time of the evening."
"Ugh. Don't be such a douche."
"Ugh. Don't act like a girl."
"Ugh. Your voice is irritating."
"Ugh. I'll just hang up then."
"Fuck. Wait, DON'T GO."
"I told you to stop screaming!"
"Jeez, Mom. No need to scold me."
"One more annoying banter, I SWEAR TO GOD, I'll hang up!"
"Okay. Just stop screaming."
"Will you stop laughing? You're really getting under my skin."
"I don't fudgin' care."
"Do you really need help or did you just call me to piss me off to death?"
"Um... a bit of both, I guess."
"Can we talk about it tomorrow? I should be sleeping right now."
"No, you're still awake."
"Nope. I was asleep."
"Nobody can fall asleep that easy."
"Not unless you spend the rest of the day reading."
"If you wanted to go back to your cherished sleep, then why didn't you just hang up awhile ago?"
"Touché."
"See. I to─"
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Call Ended
11 : 49 pm
"─and she hung up on me like the usual."
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