Incoming Call
Sensei Jackass
5 : 09 pm
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"Well, it's about time."
"I knew it."
"Wait, what?!"
"My bro, Jack, has been lying all along."
"I don't understand."
"Face it, cutie. There's no Michael."
"Michael? Michael's m-my brother... yea."
"You're lying, honey."
"No, I'm not lying. I'm M-Michaela, his twin sister! I was snooping on his phone for ages. He spend most of his time talking to his new friend. Are you his friend?"
"Oh, no. I'm not his friend. Jackson is. Say hi to Michael for me, Michaela."
"Sure, whatever."
"Fuck you, River! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PHONE?"
"Bye, Michaela!"
"Bye, Jobs!"
"GIVE. IT. TO. ME."
"Wait, she knows me?"
"In your wildest dreams."
"Don't you dare quote Taylor Swift while we're freaking late for practice."
"You go. I'll shoot some basketballs later."
"Whatevs, dude."
"So... you're Michaela? Haha."
"You should be thanking me. My cover was almost blown, you know."
"Then, thank you for the consideration."
"Sorry, but you're not Katniss-smart."
"It's because I'm Einstein-intelligent."
"Nope, River is and what the heck is his shitty problem?"
"The dick's freaking suspicious."
"At least that dick is not only a member of the school's basketball team but also excels academically."
"I never asked you for help in my studies, Grandma."
"You do know that ceaseless teases, doesn't help at all."
"You do know that ceaseless teases have been part of our system."
"You do know that we don't actually have a system."
"Well, we have one now."
"Since when did you become the boss between the two of us?"
"Since this particular moment."
"Why am I even talking to a dumbass like you?"
"Because you actually find me cute?"
"Ew, I'd rather have a gorilla as my boyfriend."
"Yea? Well, I don't care whether you're crushing on King Kong or something. Who's even in a relationship among the two of us?"
"Y-you."
"See! Talk to you later, Coach Grant's gonna fry me like a chicken. Bye!"
"What─"
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Call Ended
5 : 11pm
"─does that mean?"
"Oh yeah, he hung up on me."
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dedicated to teddy for being so friendly and nice to me ♡
a/n: what do you think of Jackson's best friend, River? (portrayed by Logan Lerman)
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