Call Me Crazy

3

Skylar: "Hey Prince?"

Unknown: "Oh, look who's calling me today. Crawling back and looking for my attention I see."

Skylar: "No, that's not it. I was just wondering if you could erase my name off of the bathroom wall?"

Unknown: "Why? It brought me to you, and I think so far it's been working out."

Skylar: "Yeah, but I don't want anyone else to call me besides you."

Unknown: "Oh, so now this is a private relationship?"

Skylar: "No, it's not a relationship. I just don't want creeps calling me. One of you is bad enough."

Unknown: "Sure Skylar, I'll take your number off the wall tomorrow morning."

Skylar: "Thanks. Do you know who put it there?"

Unknown: "Yeah, it was Dan Renning."

Skylar: "Shit."

Unknown: "What's wrong my fictional character lover?"

Skylar: "Nothing, it's just that I broke up with Dan about a month ago. He must've done that to get back at me."

Unknown: "You dated Dan?"

Skylar: "Yeah, I just didn't tell many people. It's fine, it's long gone now."

Unknown: "No."

Skylar: "No what?"

Unknown: "I think we should get back at him."

Skylar: "Prince it's not that easy and I don't want him coming after me."

Unknown: "I won't let him. I'll protect you, trust me."

Skylar: "Wow, aren't you the charmer?"

Unknown: "I've been trying to tell you that."

Skylar: "Well then I guess we'll have a lot of planning to do tomorrow."

Unknown: "Tomorrow? Why not tonight?"

Skylar: "I'm tired and I'm going to bed. We're not all vampires like you."

Unknown: "Whatever. Goodnight Ex Dan lover"

Skylar: "No, I'm not keeping that name. Fictional book character lover is better."

Unknown: "Okay, goodnight Skylar."

Skylar: "Goodnight bathroom boy."