Captain looks at what she did. Which was throw a pillow at Erza, making her drop her cake.
"Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!" samaja1234 shouts.
"Now you've done it..." I sigh as samaja1234 darts out of the room.
"Come on before we all die!" samaja1234 calls to us.
"Eehehehehe... Erza... well... ummm you see..." Captain tries to explain herself. I start sprinting.
"Try to keep up!!" I shout behind me.
"Nope....." FairyTailNaluIsLife realizes she isn't getting anywhere with Erza. "RUNNNNN!" Erza starts chasing us and smacks us all with metal pillows.
"I'm a track star when I want to be." samaja1234 tells us. CrazyCatLady123456 starts..... HELPING ERZA because FairyTailNaluIsLife tried to hit her with a pillow... I think.
"Bye everyone..." FairyTailNaluIsLife calls to us.
"Hehe the sadist and the devil armed with metal pillows." I think you can guess who said this. That's right, second-in-command, CrazyCatLady123456.
"Don't hurt my friend!" samaja1234 runs and tackles down CrazyCatLady123456.
"Why do I have asthma?" I start panting and wheezing uncontrollably after running for so long.
I gather up my strength (whatever I have left) and help samaja1234 with CrazyCatLady123456.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"samaja1234 starts shouting.
"LEMME GO OR I WON'T HELP YOU WITH BLACKMAIL SAMAJA1234!" CrazyCatLady123456 threatens.
Please don't let go, please don't let go, please don't let go, please don't let go, please don't let go, please don't let go, I can't handle anymore blackmail.
"@__@
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm friendship is more important don't try to kill my friends and I will okay?" I couldn't tell if that was a yes or a no.
Please be a no, please be a no, please be a no, please be a no.
a"WAIT I HAS IDEA!" CrazyCatLady123456 hands her strawberry cake to Erza. "See? Everything's better!" I breath a sigh of relief. "And I'll still help with blackmail samaja1234." I was relieved too soon.
"Yay, now let's go with Mira and find/blackmail our ships. See we are all one big happy army again I think I'm gonna cry again." samaja1234 sniffs.
"Me too." CrazyCatLady123456 sniffs. "Anyways...Imma sleep. GOODNIGHT!"
"Yeah... got school tomorrow. More like the worst week of school tomorrow." I frowned. Eww. School. Why'd I remind myself of that?
"I WON!" That_Crazy_Dot passes out on the floor. "My notification box is blown us... it took me some time to read your comments ;-; "
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Notifications? What? This is an army, not some comment section on Wattpad................ *nervous laugh*
ANYWAY, I like this chapter, it's funny. Not as funny as the drunken parties, but still mildly funny. Sorry for the shortness, but I'm already working on the second chapter!
Love ya'!
anime-lover7
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