Let's Keep My Brain From Exploding, Shall We?

You Stupid Bitch

Bang!

Holy shit, holy shit, hOLY SHIT!

Creeeeaaaak...

No, no, nonononononONONONO!

"Oh, darling~..."

Fuck, fuck, fUCK!

"Where are you~?" The sound of something scraping across the wall reached her ears.

FUCK NO DON'T COME THIS WAY OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO!

CRACK! The door slams open and she screams. The killer is standing in the closet doorway, light flooding in from behind him keeping her from seeing his face. He laughs loudly, and she screams.

"YOU STUPID BITCH!" Jonathan shouts, throwing a piece of popcorn at his tv screen. Blood splashes the glass of the camera, as if the director is trying to make it scary. His boyfriend laughs and pulls me back down, seeing as he had sat straight up.

"It's a movie, she can't hear you." Allen says, hugging Jonathan. Jonathan pouts, crossing his arms. He snuggled into Allen's arms.

"Still a stupid bitch." He muttered. Allen laughed again, and the two continued to watch the horror movie.