The Truth || SasuNaru

crack chapter

The weirdest thing I've ever written tbh. Idk where my mind went. It's pretty short too. But enjoy.

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"LETS HAVE A BABAH" assume yelled pulling the blonde nacho with him to make the magic babies.

"Nuhhhh assume! Sakuhoe will get mad."

Assume threw nacho on the desk and looked straight into his eyes, "babe I dun care about sakuhoe I just wanna make more babahs with you!"

"Assume we already have burrito!" Nacho yelled

"We need more! My unicorn horn is ready for some stabbing"

"Oh assume! Your right!"

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"Shit I think I'm pregnant." The wonderful nacho complained.

"Lets get married" assume says grabbing nachos hand as they run onto there magic Pegasus and fly into the sunset to get married.

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"Fuck da babies commin out"

"Shit"

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"TWINS!" The nurse yelled.

Nacho held his bundled of happiness as he looked at assume.

"I need you to kill sakuhoe. Salad burrito and our new babies may be in danger of her hoe-ness"

"Seems legit." And assume was off to kill sakuhoe.

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"Assume why!" Sakuhoe cried as she was about to be decapitated.

"My nacho told me to. And I never question my nachos"

"Seems legit."

And with that her head was wiped clean off, party streamers flew out of her body instead of blood.

Assume looked at her strangely.....

"Seems legit." And he was off.

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"Assume I'm prego again"

"YASSSSSSSS" assume yells hugging his nacho.

"Why is your belly so big already?"

"Don't question me!" Nacho screamed slapping assume.

"I'm giving birth now!"

"Again!?"

"Shuddap!"

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And they all lived happily ever after :3

The end.

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Weirdest thing I've ever written.