This account has been hacked by Voldemort.
My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, the heir of Salazar Slytherin. I am considering on making this book a Horcrux. I am willing to answer any questions, even from muggle filth like you, to preserve the soul of m...
TheAmazingPizza asked: "Dear Voldy, Do you ever get sad that you don't have a nose? Or the fact you look like an ugly pale noseless vampire?" ..... *owl crashes into another window with much more force than last time*
Dearest TheAmazingPizza, I did not know that you possess the power of Divination, because all of these things are currently not true. First of all, I do have a nose.
Second of all, I am not ugly. You can ask all the girls (and several boys) of the Official Tom Riddle Fan Club™ and the Official I Love Tom Riddle Club™.
Third of all, I am not pale. Just sun-deprived. What would you expect if you were locked up in an orphanage for most of your life?
Sarcastically Yours, Tom Marvolo Riddle
P.S. I have enclosed a photograph of my nose.
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